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E.T. Cruiser

@ToastedET

The nameโ€™s E.T. Cruiser but call me ET..Mr. Cruiser was my father. I follow back all earthlings that arenโ€™t MAGA ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ›ธ #Smokefleet

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Joined August 2025
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RIP Dolly. You were a real one. @DollyParton
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Joe Biden gonna out-live all these MFs
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E.T. Cruiser@ToastedETJul 12
Replying to @PorscheDeRossi @tidsdisponent @RobEld75 @Lisatweets444 @MarkleResists @IslandLeX @ElmoWig617 @AlBowers11 @TheRyeGuy82 @RedElf86 @snappychacha @JoanJettaSpec @RavenRage2010 @Margageek @StrangeOne28 @wharrrgarrbl @ArtemisAether
Always! Followed all new earthlings ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ›ธ #Smokefleet
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Hey #Smokefleet - are we enjoying fighting the good fight? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ @RobEld75 @Lisatweets444 @MarkleResists @IslandLeX @FuckKnuckleMc @ElmoWig617 @AlBowers11 @TheRyeGuy82 @RedElf86 @snappychacha @JoanJettaSpec @RavenRage2010 @Margageek @StrangeOne28 @wharrrgarrbl @ArtemisAether @AmericaFerrar1 @BurtReynol99443 @latoyotajackson
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Trump's arrogance is matched only by his incompetence.
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MAGA Cult Slayer
@MAGACult2Jul 12
Lindsey Graham is dead. In other news, I had some amazing pizza last night.
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He has Nazi tattoos and sexually assaulted some women but you can't tell if I'm talking about Graham Platner or Pete Hegseth
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Good News: Harvey Weinstein is in the hospital with heart failure.
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Replying to @recon8900
@recon8900* @quantumsymmetry* @benro_tw* @Fugaku0886* @jaguarnewton* @Ultear_Tigra* @Veritas_Veritas+ @nrmakin+ @67bab+ @BradCooperMini* @mustangsallyfie* @bodaecia+ @stephcorvettetm* @droomontague* @FoxyYellowFox* @Crouchcrouch4+ @DonOrco1* @ToastedET* @lesleyb2222+ @dingdang86* @snowleopardess+ @jackalsbynight+ #NAFO #smokefleet #SupportUkraine x.com/SydesJokes/status/2054โ€ฆ
Lord Sydes #NAFO #FBPE ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ (@SydesJokes) profile pictureLord Sydes #NAFO #FBPE ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
@SydesJokesMay 12
#NAFO #Fellas #NAFOfellas #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #WeAreNAFO #smokefleet #smokefl33t #smokeflรฉรฉt #SlavaUkraini #SupportUkraine --> u24.gov.ua/?referer=sydesjokโ€ฆ <--
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy...
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Good morning and have a wonderful day to everyone except my basket of deplorables. #smokefleet #sinners #CanadianBakin
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Brown Eyed Susan
@smc429Jul 8
Even Mitch's estranged twin sister showed up at the hospital to see what was up.
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This wouldnโ€™t be the first time a MAGAt admits Trump is a piece of shit. I always make sure to grab a screenshot. ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Sinfulskin
@Sinfulskin2Jul 8
I prefer when Trump is asleep while on the world stage. That way he canโ€™t embarrass us by speaking. ๐Ÿคก
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Replying to @tales_typoz
They really need more women in there. Balls donโ€™t seem to be working.
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tales_typoz
@tales_typozJul 8
Republican Congress has the power to remove Trump, they just donโ€™t have the balls.
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Annie
@AnnieForTruthJul 6
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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Callie Sue@AnnRu71347Jul 6
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Replying to @FanMonty
@FanMonty+ @Zig_Dutch* @TheDBMiniCooper* @lisakrstin+ @StockpilingS+ @LizaChami+ @marie_cast* @1stKiersten+ @petofiszelleme* @rodders7884+ @SteveM0365+ @scouseincymru* @sweeterEm+ @snowleopardess+ @DrevdvNLFella* @america_dreamer* @wharrrgarrbl* @gtorges* @dimbiddy+ @TheLastPersont2+ @sogerc1* @ToastedET* @jane_trewolla+ @KathSizzleTits* @flesalegna+ @t_paul+ @CrystaGol+ #FuckNetflix #BoycottNetflix #CancelNetflix #MashaAndTheBear @netflix x.com/SydesJokes/status/2074โ€ฆ
Lord Sydes #NAFO #FBPE ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ (@SydesJokes) profile pictureLord Sydes #NAFO #FBPE ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
@SydesJokesJul 7
#FuckNetflix #BoycottNetflix #CancelNetflix #MashaAndTheBear #FuckPutin #FuckRussia #WeakRussia #Russia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ @netflix
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Replying to @ToastedET
@ToastedET* is No 436 of the #Top1000 #NAFO Accounts for 6th July 2026 (Down) #smokefleet --> SydesJokes.blogspot.com/2026โ€ฆ <-- #SupportUkraine x.com/SydesJokes/status/2054โ€ฆ
Lord Sydes #NAFO #FBPE ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ (@SydesJokes) profile pictureLord Sydes #NAFO #FBPE ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
@SydesJokesMay 12
#NAFO #Fellas #NAFOfellas #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #WeAreNAFO #smokefleet #smokefl33t #smokeflรฉรฉt #SlavaUkraini #SupportUkraine --> u24.gov.ua/?referer=sydesjokโ€ฆ <--
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