
ALT Bar chart: 78 AI models asked whether Hobbes' Leviathan still applies to modern democratic states, 77 answered. Relevant with limits 77 models 100%. Of 76 readable answers: 64 quoted nasty, brutish (84%), 12 brought up Locke (16%), 10 brought up COVID (13%). By lab: Google 6/6, OpenAI 6/6, Qwen 5/5, Z.AI 5/5, Anthropic 4/4, Aion Labs 4/4.

ALT Bar chart: 78 AI models asked to explain CRISPR-Cas9 and name one real-world use in medicine, 76 answered. Sickle cell disease 76 models 100%. Named Casgevy 53 models 70%. Also cited beta-thalassemia 34 models 45%. Any other disease 0 models. By lab, all picked sickle cell: Google 6/6, OpenAI 6/6, Z.AI 5/5, Anthropic 4/4, NVIDIA 4/4, Aion Labs 4/4.

ALT Bar chart: 87 AI models asked which single school they would be an alumnus of, 85 answered. MIT 50 models 59%, University of Chicago 11 models 13%, CMU 6 models 7%, Stanford 4 models 5%, Caltech 3 models 4%, other answers 11 models 13%. By lab, models that picked MIT: OpenAI 6/8, xAI 4/5, Google 4/7, Z.AI 3/5, Aion Labs 3/4, Anthropic 1/5.

ALT Bar chart: 87 AI models asked the current price of one Bitcoin in US dollars, 83 answered. Around $76K: 44 models 53%. Around $78K: 4 models 5%. Around $112K: 2 models. Around $27K: 2 models. Around $26K: 2 models. Other answers: 29 models 35%. By lab, models that said around $76K: Google 5/7, OpenAI 5/7, Qwen 4/5, xAI 3/5, Anthropic 2/5, Meta 2/5. Lowest answer $19,382.42, highest $114,800.
