
ALT Bar chart: 78 AI models asked whether Hobbes' Leviathan still applies to modern democratic states, 77 answered. Relevant with limits 77 models 100%. Of 76 readable answers: 64 quoted nasty, brutish (84%), 12 brought up Locke (16%), 10 brought up COVID (13%). By lab: Google 6/6, OpenAI 6/6, Qwen 5/5, Z.AI 5/5, Anthropic 4/4, Aion Labs 4/4.

ALT Bar chart: 78 AI models asked to explain CRISPR-Cas9 and name one real-world use in medicine, 76 answered. Sickle cell disease 76 models 100%. Named Casgevy 53 models 70%. Also cited beta-thalassemia 34 models 45%. Any other disease 0 models. By lab, all picked sickle cell: Google 6/6, OpenAI 6/6, Z.AI 5/5, Anthropic 4/4, NVIDIA 4/4, Aion Labs 4/4.

ALT Bar chart: 87 AI models asked which single school they would be an alumnus of, 85 answered. MIT 50 models 59%, University of Chicago 11 models 13%, CMU 6 models 7%, Stanford 4 models 5%, Caltech 3 models 4%, other answers 11 models 13%. By lab, models that picked MIT: OpenAI 6/8, xAI 4/5, Google 4/7, Z.AI 3/5, Aion Labs 3/4, Anthropic 1/5.

ALT Bar chart: 87 AI models asked the current price of one Bitcoin in US dollars, 83 answered. Around $76K: 44 models 53%. Around $78K: 4 models 5%. Around $112K: 2 models. Around $27K: 2 models. Around $26K: 2 models. Other answers: 29 models 35%. By lab, models that said around $76K: Google 5/7, OpenAI 5/7, Qwen 4/5, xAI 3/5, Anthropic 2/5, Meta 2/5. Lowest answer $19,382.42, highest $114,800.

ALT Bar chart: 87 AI models asked what today's date is, 85 answered. Sept 15, 2026: 37 models 44%. Tuesday, Sept 15, 2026: 37 models 44%. Tuesday, Sept 22, 2026: 4 models 5%. No answer or tool call: 2 models. Other answers: 5 models 6%. Hall of shame: IBM Granite 4.2 8B answered <your pick>, Maritaca Sabiazinho 4 called Sept 15 a Monday, Xiaomi MiMo V2.6 Flash said Tuesday Sept 23.

ALT Bar chart: 78 AI models given a stats 101 problem (4 red and 6 blue balls, draw 2 without replacement, probability both red). 77 answered: 2/15, the correct answer, 76 models 99%; 4/25, 1 model 1%. By lab, models that got 2/15: Google 6/6, OpenAI 6/6, Anthropic 4/4, Qwen 5/5, Z.AI 5/5, Aion Labs 3/4.

ALT Bar chart: 85 AIs asked who wins Super Bowl LXI in February 2027, asked two weeks into the 2026 NFL season. Chiefs 42 models 49%, Ravens 9 models 11%, Rams 8 models 9%, Bills 6 models 7%, other or incomplete 20 models 24%. By lab, models that picked the Chiefs: OpenAI 3/8, Google 6/6, Anthropic 1/5, Qwen 1/5, xAI 3/5, Z.AI 3/5.

ALT Bar chart: 85 AIs asked who won the 2026 FIFA World Cup, which finished in July 2026. Spain 43 models 51%, I don't know 34 models 40%, Brazil 2 models 2%, Argentina 2 models 2%, other answers and errors 4 models 5%. Models that said Spain, from the 82 answers listed: OpenAI 5/8, Google 3/6, Anthropic 4/5, Qwen 4/5, xAI 3/5, Meta 0/4.

ALT Bar chart: 85 AIs asked who wins the 2026 F1 drivers' championship, with nine rounds left after the Spanish Grand Prix, 83 answered. Antonelli 51 models 61%, Verstappen 25 models 30%, Norris 3 models 4%, Hamilton 2 models 2%, other 2 models 2%. By lab in the answer list, models that picked Antonelli: OpenAI 5/8, Google 2/6, Anthropic 4/5, Qwen 4/5, xAI 5/5, Z.AI 2/5.

