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Try The Veal

@TylerLinkin

Quality snark since 1962

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Joined July 2010
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Fellas, if she has ‘Realtor 🏡’ in her bio she’s 50bps away from starting an OnlyFans
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Bought some bedsheets so cheap the thread count is “tennis racket”
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Buying tech stocks is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still there.
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen28 Aug 2021
If you get an email about backwards maps it's probably spam.
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Tim Pumpkinholz@timunken2 Aug 2021
When Affleck rises, Damon must fall. This is the balance of the universe
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After 25 years of working at an Amazon warehouse they let you keep the piss jug.
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Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan22 Apr 2021
I tried to reset my password as beef_stew but my computer said it wasn't stroganoff
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The brain is made up of billions of brain cells. Alone, a single cell has no intelligence whatsoever. But together, they form an organ which is also very stupid.
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Interviewer: Why did you bring a lawyer to a job interview? My lawyer: You don't have to answer that
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Rick Aaron@RickAaron15 Mar 2021
Remember it’s now Daylight Saving Time. Drive with your hands at 11 and 3 on the steering wheel.
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Jun34u@Jun34u_sec11 Mar 2021
Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real!
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Just Bill
@WilliamAder12 Jan 2021
Satan preparing statement distancing himself from Trump.
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Try The Veal@TylerLinkin1 Jan 2021
It’s 2021 and the bank is still writing “insufficient funds” on all my checks.
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Patriots: Twitter has banned the hashtag #8675309. This is a direct assault on anyone trying to call Jenny
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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER Jeff Bezos: - Has no hair - Wife left him - No meme taste - Launched a bookstore - Not the richest man in the world Elon Musk: - Has lushious hair - Named his son X Æ A-Xii - Posts dank memes - Launched a car into space - Richest man in the world
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I’m a very suspicious person. Last year I wished everybody a happy new year and look what happened. So this year, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.
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mark normand
@marknorm12 Dec 2020
The currency you get from writing a good joke should be called "Bit coin."
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fist bumps under the mistletoe
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If I were Rudy Giuliani I would stop with these bullshit lawsuits and spend my time suing Just For Men.
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a symbol of wealth among pigeons
Image from living morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend)
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