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Formerly @Buzzfeed. Currently playing Death Stranding 2

Queens, NY
Joined March 2011
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let's open this motherfucking pit
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English actor cast in a genre film: The whole thing is a bit silly really but the cast and crew were just fantastic American actor who just got cast as Cousin America (Captain America's Cousin): This is what the world needs right now
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wait is bobo the bear in the band too?
THE BEACH BOYS ARE OFFICIALLY NO MORE, MIKE HAS LEFT THE BAND OFFICIALLY 😭 Their new name is John Stamos and the California Sound
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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fall vibes = activated
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too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy
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You can do whatever you want in life and nobody can stop you. put magical girl cosmos holofoil on your Dick Cheney Desert Storm trading card who gives a shit
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feel like he's a bit less deceptive holding up that sign like that
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it's literally in the title
Timothée Chalamet says the message of ‘DUNE: PART 3’ is to beware of charismatic leaders. “Frank Herbert wrote Messiah as he wanted to warn the world what can happen when people blindly follow leaders. Even the good can be corrupted.”
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What I look like trying to order a drink at the bar
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wait...
Jeremy Irons at Heathrow Airport in London (1991)
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33 years ago today, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. #TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
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Gm!
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if the hardcore band’s bassist looks like this you are about to die in that pit
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i saw sebulba in midtown houston on saturday night he was honestly a really nice guy, he was buying everyone shots. i think he just puts on his persona for the boonta eve classic and i get it.
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Gracias #JulianAlvarez @enzofe17 @gerorulli for introducing this lovely drink 🧉
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Love this extremely anti-social bar by me that's rebranded 3 times since I've lived here. "We have our curtains constantly shut because we have great contempt for the community. There's a lot of types of people we don't want in here. Welcome!!!!!"
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how it feels to see someone employed
Domestic horse meeting a Przewalski’s horse, it’s the last truly wild horse species on Earth
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