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Langdon Alger

@Uncle_Max

I like being entertained.

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Joined December 2008
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chanel@gothdecirque26 May 2025
Big fan of these guys
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This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
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coming home to my loving deer wife
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Emo Philips
@EmoPhilips25 May 2025
but I hate the taste
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@thehill9 Jul 2024
1-2 alcoholic drinks a day may shorten life by 2 months, according to new research trib.al/SIPbgOY
1-2 alcoholic drinks a day may shorten life by 2 months: Research

1-2 alcoholic drinks a day may shorten life by 2 months: Research

One drink per day can cut life expectancy by 2 1/2 months.

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frye
@___frye20 May 2025
before 2007, there was no concept of having a rat on your head controlling you. now there is. being ratatouilled. what other concepts are we missing because there’s no language for it
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vero 🐠@ginkgocrownarts17 May 2025
roommate is on vacation and we asked him to send pics and so far this is all we’ve received
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It was inevitable after this
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@DiscussingFilm14 May 2025
Max is changing its name to HBO Max
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druid 💧@shizushinomiya8 May 2025
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oh so the sphere is run by a bunch of sensitive nerds. makes sense lmao
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@CowboyCarterWT2 May 2025
James Dolan, CEO of Sphere Entertainment, has reportedly sent Parkwood a cease and desist letter over the use of the Sphere in a COWBOY CARTER Tour interlude. #COWBOYCARTERTour
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau6 May 2025
If you asked me back in high school who would be better politically, Dave Matthews or Radiohead, I would not have guessed correctly
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Dave Matthews v cool
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Brian Stack@BrianStack1532 May 2025
The incredibly stupid “Men Without Hats Conversation Channel” from “Late Night with Conan” years ago. #FlashbackFriday youtu.be/EFtSWFqlhgU?si=V72H… via @YouTube
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hb@h3xenbrenner226 Apr 2025
There should be a tv show about a doctor who is stupid as fuck but has a great bedside manner and is easy to work with
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I have been thinking about this insane Nathan Fielder story for three days straight
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meg. 💙@wondermeg_20 Apr 2025
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mar@buggirl294 Jan 2025
Getting my oil changed i hope they need to look in here
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Val@VK_HM31 Dec 2024
And yet this is one of the great interview moments of the last decade.
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definetly in top 10 worst tweet of all time
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Andrew@Dub__A27 Dec 2024
Hanging this up in my house like a “Live Laugh Love” sign
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