I can't make a Germany A vs Germany B meme cause the country is still too regionally diverse German people already love to argue about splitting the country up into various spheres so I'd get my mentions jumped

The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:

#IA02 Mediaite: Republican endorsed by Trump was caught on video declaring that he doesn’t like “fucking white people” during a bizarre college rant that also featured explicit remarks about Black women and a challenge to compare penis sizes. Joe Mitchell, 29, is running against Democratic state Rep. Lindsay James in Iowa’s closely contested 2nd Congressional District mediaite.com/politics/i-dont…

That’s right

Florida Mail Vote ☀️ Voters by Age: 🟣 65+: 247,742 (71.6%) 🔵 45–64: 70,102 (20.3%) 🟢 30–44: 20,919 (6.0%) 🟡 18–29: 7,008 (2.0%) Republicans’ advantage among older voters, who make up the vast majority of the electorate so far, is a key reason the state continues to lean Republican.

You might think this is fake, exaggerated, even. I say this is literally how the west was won and that the only actual worthy Non-American opponents the Americans have ever had were the Native American Braves and the Nazis. No one else compares. No one else comes close.

1782: thirteen year old midshipman in the British Royal Navy 2026 twitter tards: “I’m protecting my dynasty by homeschooling my kids and not giving them a phone until they’re 18”

They're making up new boomer shit every day. No way anybody ever fid that fuck off

11:00 update in Surf City, NJ. Many roads now completely impassable and yes those are waves on city streets