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Commercial and Tech Lawyer. Writer. Ball-knower: @chaosnctrl. Fugazi Finance, building @ngx_wolf.

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Joined August 2019
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The first time was so nice, we had to do it twice. 1991. 2025.
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Because nobody really cares anyway
Why do Men pretend that they are ok ???
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Nigerians don’t seem understand that politicians are public servants P U B L I C S E R V A N T S
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I remember when I fell for this January last year before resuming law school. @OluOreoluwa couldn't stop laughing at me. The guy turned my fade to punk.
fell for the “my oga busy make i barb you” at my big age
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The thing with neurodivergence is, if all of you have the same traits, then it’s not “divergent” anymore, is it?
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This is exactly why we don’t get music videos that actually reflect the lyrics and story of a song anymore. The song literally says “Oyi na-atụ m o” (I’m catching a cold), and you’re calling this display of artistry ‘fooling’
but which kain fooling be dis sef ?😭😭
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Chance the Rapper reposted this on IG btw. There is no escaping this reality when dating in the United States
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you people are bothered about this? this is racism to you people? but when the asian girl is under, it won’t be racism? you people are idiots in this country and you people are now finding an excuse to use racism to push your agendas and it’s sad.
🇯🇵 🆚 🇳🇬 #U17WWC Final 🗓️ 07/11/2026 📍Rabat, Morocco 📺: fifaapp.onelink.me/nxRf/exed…
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Sigh.
Don’t be unfortunate!
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I honestly don’t know how you guys do it. Year in year out, you take your time to follow up what happens in NLS and talk about the exams. After the I left there, nothing concern me again. The question papers on the TL, I couldn’t even get myself to even read it. That’s how much I have cloaked out of that stage. I get plenty things wey dey do me fr. 😂
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A lot of Yorùbá people don't know how to write their language.
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Men are trying, we ladies are terrible 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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What’s the difference between this and Edo people chilling on the bridge?😳🤔
Nigerians actually have style. Better infrastructure is all we need. Just look at how Nigerians are rushing to Apo New Road to take stunning pictures😂❤️
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This narrative has gone on for long and it is complete fallacy.
One funny thing about Nigeria's electricity problem is that 50% of the population probably can't afford stable electricity. They'll either be disconnected or steal it.
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Being RADICALLY anti-ai is kind of dumb
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Been avoiding these questions no matter how many times it comes up. Make I no talk, make them no collect my certificate back.
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As an actual web developer... all this anti-ai coding shit is performative and mostly from people who have never wrote a line of code
PLEASE THIS LOOKS SO SO GOOD DONT BE VIBE CODED DONT BE VIBE CODED
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“space” suppose dey love language…if l tell you say l no dey mood free me😭
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Orobo wa dáràn o.
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If I speak, I'm in big trouble.
You know the insane thing. Not one older woman has actually responded to the question she asked. "You'll see their arteries, their veins. Their shoulders go puff" 😭 - e enter them gan. 😂 You're threatening her with age. Is this what you want her to become?
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What does this tweet mean ? I’m confused
asked an abj boy what he does for work
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