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I watched a certain documentary in 2018 hawa watu huuza utamu wakisema challenges walikuwa wanapitia ni customers walikuwa wanapotelea kwa campus girls juu walikuwa cheaper. Huyo journalist anafaa awatafute tena juu sahii najua they have a lot to say about the new online market.
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May the blessings coming your way be so beautiful that you finally understand why some things didn’t work out. 🙏🏿
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God, let this be the season where our prayers turn into testimonies. Not just for us, but for everyone genuinely hoping for a better life. Amen.
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With the way this country dey go ehn, I no go serve the country o. The country will have to serve me..I know my worth..
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What a description 😂
If you are a businessman,
There is a product on the shelf that has sat there for months.
Nobody picks it up.
Customers just come, look at it, palpate it, press it, squeeze it, sniff it and leave it there.
But the expiry date approaches.
Then you decide to print a new expiry label, extend the expiry date, dust it off, and reposition it on the shelf.
But still nobody buys it.
You add an illuminating, shouting yellow discount label on it, but still nobody cares.
You even add a flower and a butterfly sticker on it, but nobody buys it. They just admire it, touch it and then pass.
The expiry label and discount tag peel off the product, which is collecting dust and mould.
Then one day a customer arrives and happily buys it.
And you remind him that "Goods once sold are never returned."
He says, "Ooh yeaaaah!"
He walks out happy, to go suffer buyer's remorse once he discovers it has expired, lost its quality and tastes sour.
You finally breathe a sigh of relief,
Phew!
That is what is going on in the minds of the parents of this expired packet of milk.
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A woman praying to God for a child doesn't go to bed wearing underwear.
Enjoy your Friday!
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God give some of una opportunity to wake up go hustle for better days, but you wake up around 3am dey soapy, no be life una dey live so o.
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My village people are not even trying anymore.
They’ve realised that my life is already a full-time comedy show.
They just buy popcorn and watch.
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Being broke is not a crime.
But nobody wants to associate with you.
You’ll invite someone for lunch and they’ll ask if you’re planning a robbery 🥹
Mr Macaroni just reminded people that being successful in entertainment doesn't mean you should stop investing in yourself. The man has built a name in comedy, acting and content creation, and now he has graduated with a master's degree with distinction in acting from London. Some achievements deserve more than a congratulatory tweet.
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On Tuesday i made some good cash but I've lost it all today. FUCK i hate being too emotional.


















