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Phoenix, AZ, USA
Joined March 2007
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Years ago I had a co-worker who was in early and stayed late but you could never find him during the day. Someone flippantly suggested he probably had another job. It made me think: there MUST be some fully remote workers who are secretly "working" more than one job, no? 🤔
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With the existence of @QuikTrip (amazing!), how can @CircleKStores even exist? Aside from them being filthy and needing armed security, I went to 3 @CircleKStores by me today just to get a fountain drink. Store 1: No CO2. Store 2: No ice. Store 3: Only size small cups. 🤦‍♂️
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Replying to @CathAllen8
@CathAllen8 The reason at the moment would be that we're in a crisis, no? Certainly you know if the bed shortage, which is a bigger issue? And FYI, I can't reply to the thread because the OP blocked it. God forbid anyone has a variance of opinion. 🤔
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The most reliably funny person on Twitter:
My wife just made fun of my church for being antiquated, she came from a family of evangelicals, yeah sorry my church doesn’t have a drum kit in a converted Big Lots
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Replying to @AskUSBank
@AskUSBank So I get a postcard saying someone is trying to fraudulently open a checking account at YOUR bank using MY address, so I call the number on the card and there is no way to get to an actual useful person. This is fraud; do you want to know about it or not?
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News flash: partisan hack doesn't realize that right to repair is EXACTLY about allowing competition in the device repair market, which right now is monopolized by manufacturers, like Apple for example. 🤦‍♂️
How about instead we reduce regulations to create more competition in mobile communications so the price of everything goes down? 🤔
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Oh, the comments. 😜
Taking a shit in a dive bar is as close as men can get to the anxiety of labor
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OMG.
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Replying to @VerizonSupport
@VerizonSupport 1- Your Fraud Portal website is broken in that if one selects either "retired" or "unemployed", you still MUST put in a "Current Employer" (it is a required field) before you can get to the next page. Think about that or a second. 🤦‍♂️ verizon.com/fraud/claim.acti…
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Thanks @ATT, for making me CALL to cancel service on one of my 5 lines. Total wait time (including waiting 20min for a callback): 1 hour and 32 minutes, all so you can have a PERSON ask me "are you sure you want to cancel this line???" that was my NOW DECEASED FATHER'S. Classy.
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Another classic.
Just pumped simple syrup all over my hands at the cool coffee shop, thought it was hand sanitizer, how's everyone else's Monday morning going
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We need more of this 😉
Tired of the electoral map? Here is a map of the legality of owning a Kangaroo by state.
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Well put.
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Clue never ceases to entertain.
Amazed at the ultra high end restaurants on delivery apps right now. Yeah I’d like a 45-day dry aged tomahawk for $195, but I want it brought to me in the trunk of a 2008 Sonata
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I would love to see what @SamHarrisOrg thinks of the short story "What's Expected of Us" in Ted Chiang's new book "Exhalation". A story about free will, or the lack thereof :-) Let me know if you read it! He writes some thought-provoking stories in a technological framework.
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That is sadly the way most kindergarten-level black-or-white thinkers in this country think these days. She nailed it.
So, if I understand this correctly my choices are either I want everyone's grandparents die or I want millions of families thrust into hunger, poverty and possibly homelessness? Do I have this right?
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Replying to @IMDb
@IMDb I'm going crazy trying to remember a movie from I think the 1990s where a guy is surprised by an inheritance left to him by an older lady, but her family and some TV evangelist think they deserve it and battle over it. It was actually sort of a comedy. Please help!
I'm glad that Twitter all us to see witty comments we would otherwise not see.
Please, God, someone do a sport so my boyfriend will stop talking about his sourdough starter
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Okay, that was pretty good 😁
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