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A truly incredible drive
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This is what all Acuff discourse feels like
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Record Watch 🚨🚨🚨🚨 With a big game tonight, Ayo Dosunmu could break LeBron James’ all time record for most career points. Dosunmu only needs 39,533 points to achieve this incredible feat.
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Republicans flipping texas 32
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“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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Mike Rogers telling his supporters to go home
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The #Vikings have waived G Trevor Keegan and released TE Bryson Nesbit from the practice squad.
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Take me back
Asked to explain Justin Jefferson's low production, Kevin O'Connell notes several reasons but starts with: "I think in the past we're throwing the ball a thousand times." Indeed, the Vikings rank: No. 4 in designed run % (43.3) No. 31 in dropbacks (198)
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Aaron Jones avoided a serious injury this time, but the Vikings may want to add another running back just to be protected moving forward. Story: bringmethenews.com/minnesota…
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