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We will feast on the tongues of the last bootlickers | @Kyrabite 💜

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A truly incredible drive
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I love that ESPN came out with a blind resume ranking tool for fans and it backfired because, without logos, the SEC plummeted and people rewarded the Group of 6 team
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Notice anything about the “Fan Consensus” blind resume rankings?
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No part of hell is strong enough KOC and these idiot qbs they got people debating if Jettas is better than fucking Tee Higgins
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Here’s a far more accurate version for yall
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Shout out to Minnesota!!! Let’s keep it going. @PlayersTribune theplayerstribune.com/ayo-do…
This Jet Only Goes In One Direction | By Ayo Dosunmu

This Jet Only Goes In One Direction | By Ayo Dosunmu

It’s crazy but I actually cried tears of joy when I signed my extension this summer.

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All the warriors fans who said this guy sucked seemed to overlook that hes actually the coolest guy ever
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Jonathan Kuminga embraced the Timberwolves' dirty-work role after the win at Houston: "We have so many people that can put the ball in the hoop... the rest of the jobs like rebounding, playing hard, defending, I think it's right there. Why not do it?"
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This is what all Acuff discourse feels like
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Good form, good velocity, put it right in the shooting pocket. It was just confusing to see good passing in a Kings game
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“What the f*ck are you doing?” Fan gets ejected for passing the ball at the referee
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Thanks @hornets
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FOURTH QUARTER TAKEOVER 🔥
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Youre telling me trading away the guy who created everything offensively for a team makes their offense worse?
Kevin O'Connor (@KevinOConnor) profile pictureKevin O'Connor
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It's panic time in Charlotte. Worst offensive rating in the NBA by far. They take over half their shots from 3 even though they're shooting below 30%. Sion James cannot hit the side of the backboard, yet Charles Lee keeps empowering him to launch bricks. Brandon Miller is not looking worth the money. Kon Knueppel is hurt again already. Seeing a lot of bad body language across the roster. All the joy is gone. A step back was to be completely expected after trading LaMelo Ball but this is way worse than anticipated for the Hornets. This team looks broken.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TREY! 🎉
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What a run to close out the game
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Yeah this is my team
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Buzzinssss your ‘27 squad is locked in 🐝 Presented by @Chegg
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Record Watch 🚨🚨🚨🚨 With a big game tonight, Ayo Dosunmu could break LeBron James’ all time record for most career points. Dosunmu only needs 39,533 points to achieve this incredible feat.
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Republicans flipping texas 32
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Buzzing Pop (@BuzzingPop) profile pictureBuzzing Pop
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“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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If you dont like it you can always move to texas or iowa or georgia or kansas or south carolina
Ron 🇺🇸 (@TaeKwonRo) profile pictureRon 🇺🇸
@TaeKwonRoNov 4
This is what Minnesotans consider fair statewide elections Tim Walz could’ve ran for a 3rd term, the fraud didn’t seem to sway any of the Loonies votes Good to know, act accordingly
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Scare a Minnesotan who was confident the state was gonna flip red with one image. Every single county shifted leftwards.
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Call mississippi and mn 1 sleepy nbc I wanna go to bed
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MAGA in the clutch
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Kyle Kuzma will be turned to paste, per @ShamsCharania
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