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April

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We will feast on the tongues of the last bootlickers | @Kyrabite 💜

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I love that ESPN came out with a blind resume ranking tool for fans and it backfired because, without logos, the SEC plummeted and people rewarded the Group of 6 team
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Notice anything about the “Fan Consensus” blind resume rankings?
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Shout out to Minnesota!!! Let’s keep it going. @PlayersTribune theplayerstribune.com/ayo-do…
This Jet Only Goes In One Direction | By Ayo Dosunmu

This Jet Only Goes In One Direction | By Ayo Dosunmu

It’s crazy but I actually cried tears of joy when I signed my extension this summer.

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Good form, good velocity, put it right in the shooting pocket. It was just confusing to see good passing in a Kings game
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“What the f*ck are you doing?” Fan gets ejected for passing the ball at the referee
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TREY! 🎉
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Scare a Minnesotan who was confident the state was gonna flip red with one image. Every single county shifted leftwards.
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MAGA in the clutch
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lev@lisco_2000Nov 4
Kyle Kuzma will be turned to paste, per @ShamsCharania
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starting tomorrow
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Every data center in America is getting converted into a Somalian daycare tomorrow
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MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL
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blue iowa...save me blue iowa...
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.@JuanSotoHaterNov 4
son every fucking result is like: Hitlerville Trump +66.2 Democrat: 51.1 Republican: 48.9 steve kornacki: I have never fuckign seen this in my life
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@GaismairNov 4
HE IS STUNNED DAWG
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I guess it shouldn't be surprising that Rob Sand beat Zach Lahn. Iowa-based teams beat Kansas-based teams all the time.
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they’re currently setting off fireworks in the people’s republic of iowa city
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We can finally turn the frogs gay without anybody fucking bitching about it
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EVERYONE IN TEXAS IS GETTING NEW PRONOUNS YOU HAVE UNTIL TOMORROW TO PICK THEM OUT OR YOU’RE GETTING SENTENCED TO HARD LABOR
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Was scrolling quickly and briefly thought Greg Newsome had flipped another state
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BIG BLUE WE ARE HERE TO STAY ‼️🙏🏽
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tonight was for Alex and Renee WE VOTED.. because they couldn't 💙💙
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🔵 NYT estimates El-Sayed will win Michigan with +7%
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becca@becc_lynneNov 4
This shit better say Lake Ontario by 9AM @Google @sundarpichai
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the mississippi senate race is currently decided by 28 votes. don’t ever tell ppl their vote doesnt matter
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@wstgoat7Nov 3
I will never vote in my lifetime it’s the most useless thing to do because 1 vote will never determine the outcome I would rather just save my time
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