@WriteToRebel

Certain bodies must not repeat themselves in the dawn. Men do not fight for tons of steel. This, sir, is my resignation. The desperate die expensively today.

 (They/he) UMass Amherst EngLit
Joined October 2016
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BOOKS I READ IN 2026 THREAD
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john playful@john_playful18h
Got my ass quite frankly
john playful@john_playful22h
You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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هلال@4LPH4C4T7h
when i was a kid and would tell my teachers i forgot to do my homework and they'd sassily ask "did you forget to eat? did you forget to drink?" and the answer to both those questions were yes
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Eli Dourado
@elidourado6h
How does this nonsense make it into the paper of record?
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My very best friend got into grad school I’m so proud of them
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💙eren 𐔌˙. 💙@erenspace_8h
🚨 important 🚨 🚨 he has a coat on 🚨
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Gay people are very annoying
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It’s funny to see Elmo talk in a serious voice because he’s a little red puppet!
scooter@ThreatsDeaths9h
I don't really know lorne Michaels so this impression makes no sense to me, this goes out to every SNL cast member as well, he's not our boss, we don't care about your impression! Am I supposed to laugh like he's also my boss? Fuck you Elmo
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bridget 🌸🐝@wholemilkbitch5h
seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"
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jos@josiahhughesOct 26
loved YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING (2026) but... the film failed to conclusively demonstrate that any of the tech actually works. like... it kinda all hinges on whether or not Theranos is real
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Victoria 🇺🇦 🇵🇸@Hanasaku_Yuri5h
guy who joins the king's navy and gets assigned to the 1600s protestant version of a ship named "permanent revolution"
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El@SadGurl2K16Oct 26
I need people to stop associating womanhood with sympathy for Elizabeth Holmes because what the fuck
datkidspags
@datkidspagsOct 22
You Can See Everything was riveting but it would be fascinating to give a female editor access to the raw footage of the front half to craft an actual sympathetic love story about the family and a mother going to prison. Would spin people’s heads after Fielders slant. Guaranteed.
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manic nixon dream girl@kennixonette14h
this is kinda the most beautiful video ever
pee pee pingus 🐌
@peepeepingusOct 26
i dont care im 🦭🦭 rolling 🔄🌀 rolling spinning 😵‍💫🌪️🤸 in my leafs 🍁🍂 autumn leafs 🍂🍁🧡🦭
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hil@plume__6h
i’m going to be that petty bitch
Joshwelt@weltszzn15h
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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gains@gains_tweets11h
Unfortunately “me when I pull the door handle and it shatters” is incredible
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Tommy Vietor
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I hate this condescending whataboutism. Yes Bret, if the interior minister of Japan was a right-wing religious zealot using US taxpayer money for ethnic cleansing, they would probably be better known.
Chris Menahan 🇺🇸
@infolibnews14h
NYT's Bret Stephens whines that Democrats know "Smotrich and Ben-Gvir" but not "the interior minister of Japan." Their "obsession" with Israel drives him "crazy." (Being politically informed on Israel is now anti-Semitic.)
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Steven@StevenWallaby23h
⚡️スパイディ7はこちら⚡️
@7SpideycomicsOct 26
You film niggas constantly talking shit on Doomsday are literally gonna do the “friend/sibling forced me to watch it with them gimmick” on opening night
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Alex Hirsch
@_AlexHirsch16 Jun 2022
One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared #10YearsOfGravityFalls
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz19h
Couldn't parse this at first because I thought it was three sentences
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Val@VK_HM22h
God Peter David was such a Kind Of Guy (complimentary in this case.) You want to know what people talking Star Trek on GeoCities and Angelfire websites in the mid-90s was like it sounded like this
Sci-Fi World Museum@hollywoodscifiOct 20
Do you agree with this Star Trek assessment?
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Daniel
@growing_danielOct 26
We had September 11 and then we didn’t have another date for like, 20 years. Then we had January 6. Then suddenly soon after that October 7. The rate at which we develop new dates is accelerating
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