@WriteToRebel

Certain bodies must not repeat themselves in the dawn. Men do not fight for tons of steel. This, sir, is my resignation. The desperate die expensively today.

 (They/he) UMass Amherst EngLit
Joined October 2016
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Ron Iver@ronnui_10h
Amanda Seyfried might- in addition to her Emmy for portraying Elizabeth Holmes- win an Oscar for portraying Elizabeth Holmes. That means she'll only need to win a Tony for Theranos: The Musical and a Grammy for Diagnose My Heart (feat Pitbull) to get the EEGOT (Elizabeth EGOT)
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Meg Hunter-Kilmer@MegHunterKilmer10h
I think Bridget (4th grade) should submit this to Rome to replace the current prayer.
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john playful@john_playful21h
Got my ass quite frankly
john playful@john_playfulOct 27
You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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هلال@4LPH4C4T9h
when i was a kid and would tell my teachers i forgot to do my homework and they'd sassily ask "did you forget to eat? did you forget to drink?" and the answer to both those questions were yes
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Eli Dourado
@elidourado8h
How does this nonsense make it into the paper of record?
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💙eren 𐔌˙. 💙@erenspace_10h
🚨 important 🚨 🚨 he has a coat on 🚨
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bridget 🌸🐝@wholemilkbitch8h
seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"
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jos@josiahhughesOct 26
loved YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING (2026) but... the film failed to conclusively demonstrate that any of the tech actually works. like... it kinda all hinges on whether or not Theranos is real
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Victoria 🇺🇦 🇵🇸@Hanasaku_Yuri7h
guy who joins the king's navy and gets assigned to the 1600s protestant version of a ship named "permanent revolution"
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El@SadGurl2K16Oct 26
I need people to stop associating womanhood with sympathy for Elizabeth Holmes because what the fuck
datkidspags
@datkidspagsOct 22
You Can See Everything was riveting but it would be fascinating to give a female editor access to the raw footage of the front half to craft an actual sympathetic love story about the family and a mother going to prison. Would spin people’s heads after Fielders slant. Guaranteed.
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manic nixon dream girl@kennixonette16h
this is kinda the most beautiful video ever
pee pee pingus 🐌
@peepeepingusOct 26
i dont care im 🦭🦭 rolling 🔄🌀 rolling spinning 😵‍💫🌪️🤸 in my leafs 🍁🍂 autumn leafs 🍂🍁🧡🦭
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hil@plume__8h
i’m going to be that petty bitch
Joshwelt@weltszzn17h
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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gains@gains_tweets13h
Unfortunately “me when I pull the door handle and it shatters” is incredible
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Tommy Vietor
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I hate this condescending whataboutism. Yes Bret, if the interior minister of Japan was a right-wing religious zealot using US taxpayer money for ethnic cleansing, they would probably be better known.
Chris Menahan 🇺🇸
@infolibnews16h
NYT's Bret Stephens whines that Democrats know "Smotrich and Ben-Gvir" but not "the interior minister of Japan." Their "obsession" with Israel drives him "crazy." (Being politically informed on Israel is now anti-Semitic.)
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Steven@StevenWallabyOct 26
⚡️スパイディ7はこちら⚡️
@7SpideycomicsOct 26
You film niggas constantly talking shit on Doomsday are literally gonna do the “friend/sibling forced me to watch it with them gimmick” on opening night
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Alex Hirsch
@_AlexHirsch16 Jun 2022
One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared #10YearsOfGravityFalls
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz21h
Couldn't parse this at first because I thought it was three sentences
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Val@VK_HMOct 27
God Peter David was such a Kind Of Guy (complimentary in this case.) You want to know what people talking Star Trek on GeoCities and Angelfire websites in the mid-90s was like it sounded like this
Sci-Fi World Museum@hollywoodscifiOct 20
Do you agree with this Star Trek assessment?
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Daniel
@growing_danielOct 26
We had September 11 and then we didn’t have another date for like, 20 years. Then we had January 6. Then suddenly soon after that October 7. The rate at which we develop new dates is accelerating
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erin🪩@wallowsgardenOct 26
elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good
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