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Tending to a spoiled Corgi right now. I like to glitter things and pet dogs. V.P. of the St. Charles Streetcar Line Running Club.

New Orleans, LA
Joined October 2011
Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody retweeted
"WE HAVE YOUR SEVEN MISSING DEBUTANTES. DROP YOUR SCEPTERS IN THE CATCH BASIN OUTSIDE THE HOTEL AND NO ONE GETS HURT XOXO, COMUS" #RexComus
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11 of the 17 Survivors. Never forget. #RexComus
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This group has performed on seven continents and never seen anything this bizarre #RexComus
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Little known fact...this was the basis for Rage Against the Machine's "Bulls on Parade" #RexComus
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Would prefer it if Mother Nature would quit elbow dropping South Louisiana every couple of months.
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If Progressive Insurance does not run an add with Baker Mayfield moving out of Cleveland Stadium, I’ll be disappointed!
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*Moylan*? Is this the Garden District East West Bowl? #RexComus
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Happy Dancing Heads Day! #RexComus
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Jimmy G just Jared Goff who has sex on the regular
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#NOLA friends, please spread the word: my gf’s car was just stolen at the Whole Foods off Broad just before 7pm tonight. Her dog, Ruby, was inside. If anyone has a lead or finds her please let us know. @CityOfNOLA @mayorcantrell @HelenaMorenoLA @BlueOakBBQ @TulaneShop
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And the Olympic gold medal for shortest swim ever goes to… #JustKeepSwimming #OrNot #OR
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Imagine how excited Barn Owls were when humans invented barns.
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Only way I would ever attend this is if they have a Popeyes Buffet. #RexComus
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Imagine getting invited to a ball and winding up at this geriatric leg day. #RexComus
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Having puppy problems? Let a talking toy dragon read them a story. trib.al/jrXCDCh
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Would you use it? Researchers from @UNOTI have launched an online poll to determine interest in a New Orleans-Baton Rouge passenger rail service. Read more and help by answering the survey here: uno.edu/news/2020-06-08/uno-…
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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody retweeted
12 weeks into 2020, and we’ve already added 3 new verses to “We Didn’t Start the Fire”
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Rex, you'll be a legend if you kick Comus in the groin and steal his mask. #RexComus
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.@DanMarino wasn't going to do the Ace Ventura movie. Until Jim Carrey made a compelling pitch. 😂 Stream Peyton's Places now on ESPN+
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Go right through for MSU. #GoGreen
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