"Puerile but excellent" –@SpookyCheezIts Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
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If America coordinated to make an unsolicited dick pick, this would be the results
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My friend, if you had put God first, you wouldn't have taken that welfare money to build a volleyball arena at your daughter's college.
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Brett Favre is voting because he’s interested in the welfare of the American people
Learn more by googling Brett Favre welfare
Remaining schedule looks like this:
@ Rams (4-4)
vs. Raiders (2-7)
vs. Patriots (2-7)
@ Packers (6-3)
vs. Jets (3-6)
@ Texans (6-3)
vs. 49ers (4-4)
@ Browns (2-7)
@ Jets (3-6)
I'm not saying it's impossible, there are some winnable games, but goddamn
Tua postgame: “We’re worried about the next opponent. We aren’t worried about playoffs. We’re trying to win out. #finsup
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CNN should let Anderson Cooper get drunk on election night
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Even when they have an offense, the Dolphins keep getting their souls ripped out of them.