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"Puerile but excellent" –@SpookyCheezIts Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.

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John Fleming@johnjf1256 Nov 2024
If America coordinated to make an unsolicited dick pick, this would be the results
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree5 Nov 2024
My friend, if you had put God first, you wouldn't have taken that welfare money to build a volleyball arena at your daughter's college.
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Bobby Kogan@BBKogan5 Nov 2024
Brett Favre is voting because he’s interested in the welfare of the American people Learn more by googling Brett Favre welfare
Brett Favre (@BrettFavre) profile pictureBrett Favre
@BrettFavre5 Nov 2024
Packers fans in Wisconsin: Are you with me? I need y’all to get out and vote for President Donald J. Trump today. It’s time to save America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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jack
@Jolly_Olive5 Nov 2024
Free agent hitters tier list
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Nick Manes (@nickrmanes) profile picture
Nick Manes@nickrmanes3 Nov 2024
CNN should let Anderson Cooper get drunk on election night
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UrinatingTree (@UrinatingTree) profile picture
UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree3 Nov 2024
Even when they have an offense, the Dolphins keep getting their souls ripped out of them.
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Sarah Anne 💍 (@sarahanne1212) profile picture
Sarah Anne 💍@sarahanne12122 Nov 2024
Me outside of John Mozeliak’s house every day until Opening Day:
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nature is healing
ultramarathon thanker🇵🇸 (@christweetsllc) profile pictureultramarathon thanker🇵🇸@christweetsllc1 Nov 2024
LMAOOOO
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This image is AI generated. You can easily spot that by looking for doorhandles, which the production cybertruck doesn't have. torquenews.com/11826/urgent-a…
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Delete MY Account (@HamHock42) profile picture
Delete MY Account@HamHock4231 Oct 2024
“Check please!” - @Reegs815
adam (@shukran___) profile pictureadam@shukran___20 Mar 2022
wyd in this situation ?
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouse31 Oct 2024
Wow that was fast!
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Matt McGhee@mattmcGhee30 Oct 2024
Russia:
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philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_30 Oct 2024
Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 for blocking their content theregister.com/2024/10/29/r…
Russian court fines Google $2 decillion

Russian court fines Google $2 decillion

: Don't hold your breath Putin

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Razzball (@Razzball) profile picture
Razzball@Razzball30 Oct 2024
shame no longer exists
Jesse Rogers (@JesseRogersESPN) profile pictureJesse Rogers
@JesseRogersESPN30 Oct 2024
Meet Austin Capobianco (middle), the fan that interfered with Mookie. I was talking to him at a local bar when a bunch of other fans asked him to take a pic with him and for his autograph. He was a beaut. Story up soon at ESPN: “If it’s in our area, we’re going to ‘D’ up.”
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🪻@lumonheiress29 Oct 2024
as prophesied
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CatholicTV (@CatholicTV) profile pictureCatholicTV@CatholicTV28 Oct 2024
The Vatican has unveiled the official mascot of the Holy Year 2025: Luce (Italian for Light). Archbishop Fisichella says the mascot was inspired by the Church's desire "to live even within the pop culture so beloved by our youth."
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Céspedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) profile picture
Céspedes Family BBQ
@CespedesBBQ29 Oct 2024
Brutal break here for Mark Walters and the Guggenheim Partners. On the doorstep of a WS title and boom, out as owner. Tough one to swallow.
Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) profile pictureBob Nightengale
@BNightengale29 Oct 2024
The Dodgers are going with Ben Casparius as their owner tonight in Game 4.
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maddie🌙@xmaddiemoonx29 Oct 2024
peter griffin... no... 😢
ただのたろすけ (@tadanotarosuke) profile pictureただのたろすけ
@tadanotarosuke28 Oct 2024
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Stew (@StewStilez) profile picture
Stew@StewStilez29 Oct 2024
congratulations to the new york yankees on winning their 28th world series
Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) profile pictureBob Nightengale
@BNightengale29 Oct 2024
This World Series is over. Dodgers win again, put champagne on ice. usatoday.com/story/sports/ml…

This World Series is over. Dodgers beat Yankees again, put champagne on ice.

The Dodgers have a 3-games-to-0 lead in the World Series, with one baseball team in postseason history who has ever overcome a 3-0 deficit.

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The Kevin Harlan Effect
@KevinHarlanEfct29 Oct 2024
Me at 12:56pm this Sunday, two vodkas deep, trying to explain to my wife why I keep doing this to myself:
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I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 (@ITYSL_memes) profile picture
I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩@ITYSL_memes28 Oct 2024
the guy asked for somethin spooky
Left panel: “if the words you spoke appeared on your skin…would you still be beautiful” with the image of a hand that has words like “thank you” and “peace” written on it. Right label: a hand with the words “The bones are their money, so are the worms. They pull your hair up but not out to turn into a man and have another chance at life. But if they pull it out they turn to boOoOnes” on it

ALT Left panel: “if the words you spoke appeared on your skin…would you still be beautiful” with the image of a hand that has words like “thank you” and “peace” written on it. Right label: a hand with the words “The bones are their money, so are the worms. They pull your hair up but not out to turn into a man and have another chance at life. But if they pull it out they turn to boOoOnes” on it

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