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Sunderland, England
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Jake Collinson retweeted
Jesus...
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Michael Owen did not say this, this image has been digitally altered, the quote originally only talks about how Gerard Houllier called him to notify him of his victory.
bbc.co.uk/sport/football…
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Michael Olise’s reaction to Kane winning has made me smile. It’s a reverse Lampard meme. 😂
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The best player in the world.
Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴🏆
ALT Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or
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To anyone using the X app In Hartlepool if these are your kids. Get a fucking grip and sort your fucking crotch goblins out. Your kids are attacking people. Don't go crying when one of the little fuckers ends up dead one day. Don't go crying say he was a lovely boy loved by everyone. I'll tell you now he wasn't he was a wanker who lashed out when he couldn't get his own way.
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🤯🇷🇺 Meanwhile in Russia, the score is 1-1 in the 87th minute and one team gets a free-kick in the perfect position..
You'll never guess what happens when the goalkeeper steps up to take it. 🤣⚽️
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New Doomsday footage 👀
Everyone realizing who Steve really is right? right?!
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🏆 “The 2013 League Cup was Swansea’s first major trophy, who knows when they’ll win another”
🗣️ "They called me [a few years after being sacked] to see if I wanted to go back, but I didn’t"
🎤 Michael Laudrup speaks to @fourfourtwo about his time as Swansea manager
🔗 fourfourtwo.com/person/playe…
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ℹ️ Despite the ongoing storm and adverse weather conditions, the Premier League fixture between Sunderland AFC and Leeds United at the Stadium of Light this afternoon is currently scheduled to go ahead as planned.
Supporters are encouraged to allow extra time for their journey, arrive early where possible, and take extra care when travelling to the stadium.
Supporters are advised to keep an eye on official Club channels for any further updates ahead of the fixture.
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when you find out the iPhone Duo is sold out until February 2027 and someone tells you to “just go buy the Samsung Z Fold 8”
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Sky says goodbye to The Simpsons on Halloween?
If so Sky will need to repaint their vans.
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An extended version of Ant-Man's Captain America joke from ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been revealed.
“I was also Cap for a minute” - John Walker
