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Sunderland, England
Joined April 2020
See you opening day next season 👋🏼
Honestly think this is my last season following the lads Away ends our now shite Home ends we have people actively rooting against our players I have got my wish of seeing Sunderland playing away in Europe, seems like the perfect time to give it up
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United fans knowing they'll end up with Howe
🚨EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United have SACKED Michael Carrick. Both parties have agreed to part ways. #MUFC expected to make official announcement + Jason Wilcox job under scrutiny. #ManUtd considering Ed Howe & Julian Nagelsmann. Howe top candidate medium.com/@bowentshumba/man…
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iPhone Duo users be like......
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🤯🇷🇺 Meanwhile in Russia, the score is 1-1 in the 87th minute and one team gets a free-kick in the perfect position.. You'll never guess what happens when the goalkeeper steps up to take it. 🤣⚽️
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There were tears from officials at Old Trafford 😢
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There were tears from officials at Old Trafford 😢
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#BREAKING: UK defence secretary warns Britain’s enemies could attack by 2030, urges readiness to “fight and win.”
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Treating an possible attack like a January football transfer on deadline day...
Replying to @POSTwrestling
Dying for TKO only one or two rungs below Dying for Israel on the ‘Embarassing Ways To Go Out’ tier list
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New Doomsday footage 👀 Everyone realizing who Steve really is right? right?!
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🏆 “The 2013 League Cup was Swansea’s first major trophy, who knows when they’ll win another” 🗣️ "They called me [a few years after being sacked] to see if I wanted to go back, but I didn’t" 🎤 Michael Laudrup speaks to @fourfourtwo about his time as Swansea manager 🔗 fourfourtwo.com/person/playe…
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It's got worse... He's a goner.
Carrick may/will be gone after today's game* *If the score stays the same
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Sage going to be chopped as well?
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Haway the lads
💪 Brian Brobbey starts. RLB's XI to take on Leeds United! 👊 Text FOLFIVE to 70085 to donate £5 to @SAFCFoL 📲
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Just a slight breeze
🚨 💨 🌀 Sunderland AFC statement: “Despite the ongoing storm and adverse weather conditions, the Premier League fixture between Sunderland AFC and Leeds United at the Stadium of Light this afternoon is currently scheduled to go ahead as planned. “Supporters are encouraged to allow extra time for their journey, arrive early where possible, and take extra care when travelling to the stadium. “Supporters are advised to keep an eye on official club channels for any further updates ahead of the fixture.” #SAFC
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ℹ️ Despite the ongoing storm and adverse weather conditions, the Premier League fixture between Sunderland AFC and Leeds United at the Stadium of Light this afternoon is currently scheduled to go ahead as planned. Supporters are encouraged to allow extra time for their journey, arrive early where possible, and take extra care when travelling to the stadium. Supporters are advised to keep an eye on official Club channels for any further updates ahead of the fixture.
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Dear lord..... Let's hope he's not on our radar, should we get rid of RLB
Burnley are interested in Carlos Corberan, but my understanding is he’s currently focused on getting a job in the Premier League. Former Genoa sporting director Diego Lopez is incoming at Turf Moor and appreciates Corberan, who also got West Brom out of Championship trouble when he took over at the Hawthorns.🟣
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when you find out the iPhone Duo is sold out until February 2027 and someone tells you to “just go buy the Samsung Z Fold 8”
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Jimmy Saville chasing kids in the Middlesbrough away end at Bolton😂😂😂
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Sky says goodbye to The Simpsons on Halloween? If so Sky will need to repaint their vans.
In UK and Ireland, The Simpsons has been airing on Sky One for almost 36 years. However after October 31st, it may seem like the show will be leaving the network as the show moved onto Disney+ for it's newest episodes while E4 has the airing rights moving forward
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