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Florian

@_fauxcus

opinions expressed are not of my employers

 Charlotte, NC
Joined August 2011
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You ever pause mid text like yo.. why am I even entertaining this
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Oh. Angry Birds… this looks whateve- SONIC THE HEDGEHOG??!!!
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm22h
New trailer for ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’. Starring Jason Sudeikis, Josh Gad, Emma Myers, Walker Scobell, Danny McBride, Tim Robinson, Keke Palmer, Lily James, Maitreyi Ramakrishnan, Marcello Hernandez, Psalm West & MrBeast. In theaters on December 23.
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I be missing shorty but then I forgot I had to argue w her about taking a shower like way too much 😭
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i’m baffled at how ppl dick eat celebrities lol
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Man when is voting for the next head coach of the Philadelphia eagles 😭
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Are you really mysterious or do you just have a burner where you crash out in peace 😂
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Virginia Beach
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Gotta put her on the team got a great bench
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You tell me you was on sumn, I would tell you same same 🙂‍↔️🤞🏾
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things coulda been different.
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✨🔮@itsKenny007Nov 1
Sniper King from One Piece iykyk Very proud of this one guys. Took us all month to finish.
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AJAE@AJET5FOct 30
I got to Mike I’m sorry
prisey BABE ❣️ (@grade1babe) profile pictureprisey BABE ❣️
@grade1babeOct 30
Micheal Jackon's daughter 😂 😂 😂 kylalouiseworld
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Image from TUNA MAYO :3 (@TUNA_MAYO_MEME)
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We see the Halloween fit lil bro 😭
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@modsiwWOct 30
Halloween in High Fashion: Horror Movies Edition
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OG War@war089Oct 30
The ability to be bored is a major component of a healthy relationship. Deal with women who don’t need constant stimulation and dopamine hits 🎯
Chi Di🍀 (@Paulechidi) profile pictureChi Di🍀
@PaulechidiOct 30
A lady narrates how she fumbled a nice and good man because she felt bored around him, she almost cried.
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Vote or go to hell
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She ain’t lie bout shit in this video 😂😂😂😂
SUBLIMINAL (@innocitto) profile pictureSUBLIMINAL
@innocittoOct 30
Did she just say they'll ruin you
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𝙱@brooklynxnyOct 30
no shade yall would call men bums for this
Maestra D (@ClassiestQueen) profile pictureMaestra D@ClassiestQueenOct 30
Yes I’m almost 30 and live with my parents but I’m bill free. I only pay for my cellphone and Lyft to work. I’ll move out when rent is what it was like 7 years ago. I refuse to pay anything over $1200 and even that’s a stretch.
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Gonna miss Ernie Johnson on Inside the NBA
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GINA SNOW@snowjayeeOct 29
It hurt to lose somebody you really love and they not dead
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