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Charlotte, NC
Joined August 2011
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Florian retweeted
ion gotta do shit
Girls be so weird but it’s like you have to let them be weird lol
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Girl this is not a shelter
So if I spend the night I gotta fuck?
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A woman leaving you is her betting she can do better without you btw
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Florian retweeted
THIS
I feel so disconnected from everything, nothing seems genuine anymore.
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Genuinely the craziest Dragon Ball fan animation I've ever seen
What is the craziest fan animation you have ever seen?
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Florian retweeted
She dont want you she want instagram
Black truck, sexy dinner, CRAZY CHEMISTRY, touchy feeeelllyyyyyy tipsy & smiling all night. >> 😉
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Florian retweeted
Oh. Angry Birds… this looks whateve- SONIC THE HEDGEHOG??!!!
New trailer for ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’. Starring Jason Sudeikis, Josh Gad, Emma Myers, Walker Scobell, Danny McBride, Tim Robinson, Keke Palmer, Lily James, Maitreyi Ramakrishnan, Marcello Hernandez, Psalm West & MrBeast. In theaters on December 23.
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i’m baffled at how ppl dick eat celebrities lol
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Florian retweeted
Sniper King from One Piece iykyk Very proud of this one guys. Took us all month to finish.
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I got to Mike I’m sorry
Micheal Jackon's daughter 😂 😂 😂 kylalouiseworld
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Canon
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We see the Halloween fit lil bro 😭
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Florian retweeted
Halloween in High Fashion: Horror Movies Edition
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Florian retweeted
The ability to be bored is a major component of a healthy relationship. Deal with women who don’t need constant stimulation and dopamine hits 🎯
A lady narrates how she fumbled a nice and good man because she felt bored around him, she almost cried.
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Vote or go to hell
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She ain’t lie bout shit in this video 😂😂😂😂
Did she just say they'll ruin you
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Florian retweeted
no shade yall would call men bums for this
Yes I’m almost 30 and live with my parents but I’m bill free. I only pay for my cellphone and Lyft to work. I’ll move out when rent is what it was like 7 years ago. I refuse to pay anything over $1200 and even that’s a stretch.
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Gonna miss Ernie Johnson on Inside the NBA
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Florian retweeted
It hurt to lose somebody you really love and they not dead
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The Inside The NBA crew reacts to Ernie Johnson announcing this will be his last season on the show ❤️
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