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Harare, Zimbabwe
Joined April 2021
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Last week in my twenties ๐Ÿฅ€
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Munhu akaroya United akafa ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ
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Hate it when people use words wrong. How does something ensue out of the blue
This is one of the reasons I'll pick being jobless to whatever. A fight ensued in my street two weeks ago and I was there to witness everything from the beginning to end. Imagine if I had a job?
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A lot of people are not good people. They are just people who have never been in a position where being good would cost them something. Many people are not as principled as they think. They have simply never been sufficiently tempted. It is easy to talk about loyalty when you have nothing to gain from betraying someone. It is easy to preach honesty when the truth doesn't threaten your interests. It is easy to condemn infidelity when you have never had an opportunity to cheat without getting caught. It is easy to talk about integrity when doing the right thing doesn't come at a personal cost. I think we sometimes give people too much credit for virtues they have never actually had to demonstrate under pressure. Your character is not fully revealed by what you say you would never do. It is revealed by what you have the opportunity to do, what you stand to gain from doing it, and what you choose when nobody can hold you accountable.
Start a problematic discourse:
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The first time hearing your friend on a work call is hilarious. Because what are you talking about? Who is that? Are there people who actually listen to you when youโ€™re speaking like this? Are you important?
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Exam re thinking skills hamusi kuriziva. A C is IMPRESSIVE.
Panapa tetichingoshorwa nevanhu vane ma C in Thinking Skills. A whole advocate for that matter๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ
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I was complaining about school and my brother says โ€œyou thought you were greezy going for a second masters degree straight after finishing the first oneโ€ and honestly I appreciate the honest call out ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ everyone keeps coddling me like this wasnโ€™t an insane life choice ๐Ÿซฉ๐Ÿซฉ
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Zvekufonerwa zvinondidhaka!
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As a permanently angry person there are just some situations I should never find myself in
This is how we are being treated when we leave our lovely continent and fly away to overseas searching for green pastures ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฎ This is really painful to watch ๐Ÿ˜ณ I hate this ๐Ÿ˜ข
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Are you not the one who kept us from January to November? Oh, Youโ€™re the same God! And so we say, thank you for how far youโ€™ve brought us๐Ÿ™
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We will see married men on our screens and the whole thing will be ruined on day 1.
1. We canโ€™t even wear the right swimming attires weโ€™d have people in unitards and leggings trying to act sexy by the pool. 2. Ruben Barwe will be there. 3. Since weโ€™re always on a budget, it wonโ€™t be a villa but a random person s yard somewhere in tynwald and 4. (No offense) but very few people have hot bodiesโ€ฆ so weโ€™ll be forced to judge on personality alone 5. CCTV cameras so weโ€™d have to guess who we are watching based on a familiar blur
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They better not let Arsenal go top of the table. Hatibvi.
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Zanu PF yagara ichityisidzira vanhu gore rese
Why tisingaitewo zvehalloween muZimbabwe
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No one is above the program when it comes to Brighton fr ๐Ÿ’€
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Future? ๐Ÿคญ
Your future doctor is out here shitposting on twitter
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Man City dawg ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
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iโ€™ve never looked at someone being kind and thought โ€œyouโ€™re weak, let me take advantage of youโ€ like wtf is that fr. some of yโ€™all evil
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Nhasi ukangokanda dombo ukutema deco yema rooro๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
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So happy ending for everyone. Regular kids get to play non competitively and he gets to shine with his fellow stars.
3-year-old football sensation Nevada joins proper football academy, family to move to Spain by December for his development, sponsored by Jay Z's Roc Nation
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If I had a dollar for every joke I made about hating men, I would have $0 because I am not joking.
Girl humour be like โ€œi hate menโ€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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This really needs to be put to a public vote we canโ€™t carry on like this
๐Ÿšจ OFFICIAL: 2026 Ballon dโ€™Or votes. ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ ๐Ÿฅ‡ Harry KANE: 1.055 points ๐Ÿฅˆ Kylian MBAPPร‰: 1.027 points ๐Ÿฅ‰ Lamine YAMAL: 881 points 4๏ธโƒฃ RODRI: 726 points 5๏ธโƒฃ Lionel MESSI: 612 points 6๏ธโƒฃ Khvicha KVARATSKHELIA: 541 points 7๏ธโƒฃ Ousmane DEMBร‰Lร‰: 418 points 8๏ธโƒฃ Erling HAALAND: 378 points 9๏ธโƒฃ Michael OLISE: 296 points ๐Ÿ”Ÿ Fabian RUIZ: 201 points
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