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Harare, Zimbabwe
Joined April 2021
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A lot of people are not good people. They are just people who have never been in a position where being good would cost them something. Many people are not as principled as they think. They have simply never been sufficiently tempted. It is easy to talk about loyalty when you have nothing to gain from betraying someone. It is easy to preach honesty when the truth doesn't threaten your interests. It is easy to condemn infidelity when you have never had an opportunity to cheat without getting caught. It is easy to talk about integrity when doing the right thing doesn't come at a personal cost. I think we sometimes give people too much credit for virtues they have never actually had to demonstrate under pressure. Your character is not fully revealed by what you say you would never do. It is revealed by what you have the opportunity to do, what you stand to gain from doing it, and what you choose when nobody can hold you accountable.
Start a problematic discourse:
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
The first time hearing your friend on a work call is hilarious. Because what are you talking about? Who is that? Are there people who actually listen to you when you’re speaking like this? Are you important?
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
Zvekufonerwa zvinondidhaka!
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Are you not the one who kept us from January to November? Oh, You’re the same God! And so we say, thank you for how far you’ve brought us🙏
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Zanu PF yagara ichityisidzira vanhu gore rese
Why tisingaitewo zvehalloween muZimbabwe
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No one is above the program when it comes to Brighton fr 💀
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i’ve never looked at someone being kind and thought “you’re weak, let me take advantage of you” like wtf is that fr. some of y’all evil
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
Nhasi ukangokanda dombo ukutema deco yema rooro🙌🏽😂
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If I had a dollar for every joke I made about hating men, I would have $0 because I am not joking.
Girl humour be like “i hate men”🤣🤣😭😭
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Ndaane about 6 months ndiripama1 non-stop.🙌🏾
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In many parts of Zimbabwe 🇿🇼, you have other things to worry about, but your personal safety isn’t usually one of them. You can go about your day without constantly worrying about being robbed or shot.
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
This famously stops after college
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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i hope you find your Bayern in a world full of Tottenhams
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Wake up call at Cheesecake Factory 😭
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Why do the men who want “submissive” wives and the pick-me’s have such a difficult time finding each other????
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Go ahead and scrub out, brother.
Haha there's 3 mice conversing outside the hospital 😭😭
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Stripping dignity from domestic work by constantly treating it as inherent "suffering" or "slavery" rather than legitimate, honest labour is the real disrespect ngl. Y'all infantilise working adults to feed your internet savior complex
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
Most of the successful marriages of 30 years you see today are products of the woman’s PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. Not Love.
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I love being a female wit some money. I be out all day dilly dallying. Lil lunch here, lil shopping there.
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Mom on IG said her son picked up her cat and slammed it onto the floor multiple times causing serious injury so she made him do the same to his PS5 as punishment. That’s all fine and good babe but you need to take that boy to a PSYCHIATRIST
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