@akm

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 Portland, OR
Joined January 2008
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Sometimes I see people bickering on mailing lists and think "these people need to get a hobby." Then I realize they already have a hobby.
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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Our joint costume this year to give out candy is "six seven" and I just can't wait
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サンセット出雲
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you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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Feynmann problem solving algorithm always works if you're pure of heart
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For my friends stuck using python today is a good day to pin certifi to 2026.10.19
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One correction before I build it: the probe gate I proposed doesn’t work, and I should say so rather than ship it.
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"Academic unease"
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kinda miss how anthropic models used to be really into emojis even though i disliked it at the time
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adding all photos of me to an album named "Before"
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sorry openai but the greatest event in the history of mathematics will always be my real analysis qualifying exam when the feedback said "the person who wrote the exam is not sure he would have done this well on it"
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Every day on here I see someone saying "I used AI to fuck up my computer how could this happen to someone like me, a computer genious"
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Resko★
@Bloke_BazOct 6
Company: We want employees to think strategically. Employee: This is going to cause problems in six months. Company: Right now we just need to get it done.
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No, the other "cemetary gates"
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Pub
@PubWanghafOct 3
ME AT THE START: the hat seems a bit performative ME AFTER THE SECOND LINE: the hat isn’t hardly big enough
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dan nolan
@dannolanOct 2
if you think a computer program has a soul we need to put you into a rubber room man
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