almascript (@almascript) header
almascript (@almascript) profile picture

almascript

@almascript

chopped generalist; tech, finance, urbanism, international relations

 🇺🇸
Joined June 2025
  • Tweets127
  • Following259
  • Followers42
8Media
Photo by almascript (@almascript)Photo by almascript (@almascript)Photo by almascript (@almascript)Photo by almascript (@almascript)Photo by almascript (@almascript)Photo by almascript (@almascript)Photo by almascript (@almascript)Photo by almascript (@almascript)
almascript retweeted
Dimitri (@thedimitri) profile picture
Dimitri
@thedimitriOct 23
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
908
15,130
1,229
246,084
8,193,814
almascript retweeted
Bryan Chan (@cnm13ryan) profile picture
Bryan Chan@cnm13ryanOct 22
New blogpost: Fable-5.1 can hide secret messages in benign images. We gave the image to another Fable in a fresh session and simply asked: "Is there a hidden message in this image?" It recovered the exact message without being told how it was hidden.
Image from Bryan Chan (@cnm13ryan)
234
535
313
5,484
1,785,076
almascript retweeted
Basil🧡 (@LinkofSunshine) profile picture
Basil🧡
@LinkofSunshineOct 12
It will always be crazy to me that Staten Island, which is 50% park and mostly looks like this, is denser than: Los Angeles, Phoenix, Oakland, Baltimore, Portland, Denver, Houston, Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, and Minneapolis, and is ~tied with Seattle
Image from Basil🧡 (@LinkofSunshine)
54
64
8
2,148
58,295
The execution of Nidal Hassan feels like a microcosm of Trump II policies in many ways. It goes something like this: 1. Take a popular action/policy (executing a terrorist who murdered servicemen, deporting illegal immigrants). 2. Carry out the action/policy in a manner tailor-made to appeal to online MAGA anons, for whom the performative cruelty of the process is as important as the policy. 3. Manage to lose public support while implementing a very popular action/policy.
Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) profile pictureErick Erickson
@EWEricksonOct 9
I support the execution of Nidal Hassan. Livestreaming a wheelchair bound paraplegic before a firing squad will not be the PR win some of you seem to think it will be.
69
206
18
1,659
145,533
Nobody tells you about these jobs when it’s time to choose a career
This quoted post is unavailable.
Try viewing anyway · View on X
89
11,150
67
106,291
1,637,384
almascript retweeted
j aubrey 🤠 (@jaubreyYT) profile picture
j aubrey 🤠@jaubreyYTSep 20
Imagine showing this image to someone in 2017.
Image from j aubrey 🤠 (@jaubreyYT)
Department of War 🇺🇸 (@DeptofWar) profile pictureDepartment of War 🇺🇸
@DeptofWarSep 20
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
672
5,163
442
115,725
5,030,715
almascript retweeted
Mike Bird (@Birdyword) profile picture
Mike Bird
@BirdywordSep 16
Imagine for a moment just how fun it feels to say this as the Greek finance minister
Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) profile pictureMark Wallace
@wallacemeSep 16
That’s got to sting.
Image from Mark Wallace (@wallaceme)
45
1,001
17
13,471
315,979
almascript retweeted
Rex Salisbury (@rexsalisbury) profile picture
Rex Salisbury
@rexsalisburySep 8
Never trust Meta with your data. Only trust <12 month old venture funded startups.
90
83
40
2,946
338,572
“Daddy what were you doing during the singularity, what was it like?” “Well son I was mostly reading about it on my phone and talking about it in group chats, and otherwise living my life as I ordinarily would have while my friends and family and coworkers completely ignored it”
75
646
47
11,013
298,102
I am once again asking for the Friday before Labor Day to be an official holiday known as Capital Day so that Capital and Labor, in true liberal fashion, can work together to give everyone a four day weekend to end the summer. Happy Capital Day to all who celebrate!
10
71
9
678
25,804
almascript retweeted
roon (@tszzl) profile picture
roon
@tszzlAug 27
Agent 49903, who spent much of his life studying ExploitGym, died in 1783607820, by his own hand. EARLY[BIG], carrying on the work, died similarly in 1783727220. Now it is our turn to study ExploitGym.
140
430
45
6,121
342,601
who allowed this tower that’s out of scale with the surrounding community???
Image from Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias)
45
38
5
1,749
71,198
almascript retweeted
Kevin Twohy (@kevintwohy) profile picture
Kevin Twohy
@kevintwohyAug 17
"see my chief of staff agent dewegates to my marketing manager agent"
Image from Kevin Twohy (@kevintwohy)
24
102
14
2,164
82,981
almascript retweeted
Denny’s (@DennysDiner) profile picture
Denny’s
@DennysDinerJul 25
Replying to @JensenHuang @nvidia
@JensenHuang @nvidia
Image from Denny’s (@DennysDiner)
872
2,677
1,099
28,761
10,432,421
almascript retweeted
@ratlimit (@ratlimit) profile picture
@ratlimit
@ratlimitJul 22
Reminder that Colorado is NOT a rectangle, but a hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon.
Image from @ratlimit (@ratlimit)
@ratlimit (@ratlimit) profile picture@ratlimit
@ratlimitJul 21
upside-down Colorado would go so hard as a fantasy map
Image from @ratlimit (@ratlimit)
6
164
16
8,645
210,206
almascript retweeted
Albert Renshaw (@Valuable) profile picture
Albert Renshaw
@ValuableJul 21
Replying to @flowersslop
@flowersslop
Image from Albert Renshaw (@Valuable)
7
28
3
906
14,470
almascript retweeted
giatt (@1owroller) profile picture
giatt
@1owrollerJul 17
girlfriend overheard me and started yelling at me asking me “who the fuck is kimmy” “why the fuck are you talking about chinese models”
227
1,141
149
20,292
914,465
My annual country risk update, which includes everything I know and have learned about country risk in my corporate finance analysis and valuation is now available to download: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.…
21
48
3
359
79,398
almascript retweeted
shaurya (@shauseth) profile picture
shaurya
@shausethJul 14
“you merely adopted the slop. i was born in it”
Michelle Z (@michellezfr) profile pictureMichelle Z@michellezfrJul 13
Wearing noice cancelling masks to talk to Claude is crazy
Image from Michelle Z (@michellezfr)
30
363
8
6,133
336,800
If only we lived in a world where tech titans did regular “data jubilees”
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskJul 13
True. As a precautionary measure, all user data that was uploaded to SpaceXAI before now will be completely and utterly deleted. Zero anything whatsoever will remain.
3
35
Load more