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chopped generalist; tech, finance, urbanism, international relations

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Joined June 2025
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i think post 2008 there's a core of people — from normal people to journalists to scholars to politicians — that just think anything business related that's up and to the right is somewhere between a fraud or a bubble until proven otherwise
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almascript retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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almascript retweeted
New blogpost: Fable-5.1 can hide secret messages in benign images. We gave the image to another Fable in a fresh session and simply asked: "Is there a hidden message in this image?" It recovered the exact message without being told how it was hidden.
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Replying to @MosesSternstein
Random walk pod when?
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It will always be crazy to me that Staten Island, which is 50% park and mostly looks like this, is denser than: Los Angeles, Phoenix, Oakland, Baltimore, Portland, Denver, Houston, Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, and Minneapolis, and is ~tied with Seattle
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The execution of Nidal Hassan feels like a microcosm of Trump II policies in many ways. It goes something like this: 1. Take a popular action/policy (executing a terrorist who murdered servicemen, deporting illegal immigrants). 2. Carry out the action/policy in a manner tailor-made to appeal to online MAGA anons, for whom the performative cruelty of the process is as important as the policy. 3. Manage to lose public support while implementing a very popular action/policy.
I support the execution of Nidal Hassan. Livestreaming a wheelchair bound paraplegic before a firing squad will not be the PR win some of you seem to think it will be.
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Replying to @ashleymayer
Still kinda surprised he didn’t go for “American Intelligence”
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Nobody tells you about these jobs when it’s time to choose a career
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almascript retweeted
Imagine showing this image to someone in 2017.
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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almascript retweeted
Imagine for a moment just how fun it feels to say this as the Greek finance minister
That’s got to sting.
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Replying to @AnnaEconomist
One balancing factor: the hyperscalers should be back to cash flow growth by ‘28, right? Now through late ‘27 seems like it’s the zone of maximum vulnerability
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Replying to @catehall
somewhat agree, although walking through the parking garage to get to BART ain't it
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Never trust Meta with your data. Only trust <12 month old venture funded startups.
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“Daddy what were you doing during the singularity, what was it like?” “Well son I was mostly reading about it on my phone and talking about it in group chats, and otherwise living my life as I ordinarily would have while my friends and family and coworkers completely ignored it”
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I am once again asking for the Friday before Labor Day to be an official holiday known as Capital Day so that Capital and Labor, in true liberal fashion, can work together to give everyone a four day weekend to end the summer. Happy Capital Day to all who celebrate!
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Agent 49903, who spent much of his life studying ExploitGym, died in 1783607820, by his own hand. EARLY[BIG], carrying on the work, died similarly in 1783727220. Now it is our turn to study ExploitGym.
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who allowed this tower that’s out of scale with the surrounding community???
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almascript retweeted
"see my chief of staff agent dewegates to my marketing manager agent"
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Circumvention by pipeline still seems like it's worthwhile as part of the long term strategy, since attacking pipelines is much higher on the escalation ladder than interdiction at sea (which can be partial). Mutually assured destruction - Iran's oil infra is similarly exposed.
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Replying to @helen_min
Agreed - ads are great for many things, but cars are seen as something that you own completely (even if this isn’t strictly true anymore w/ heavily updated consumer facing software integration). Would be great to have an opt-out, even if paid, like Kindle
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