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More replies than tweets, I like movies and being a smug cunt https://nitter.gq/t.co/tvxI95jw70

Joined October 2015
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
For the first time in my life, I'm going to agree with my dad, who for months has been saying, "This generation of men is full of homosexuals, not because they like other men, but because they don't recognize the beauty of women."
Scarlett Johansson isn't all that when you look at her up close.
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
3rd wave feminism holds this weird position that women sexualizing themselves is empowering but men viewing women sexually is evil. So you end up with such schizophrenic situations, where the woman showing her bare ass in public is not a pervert, but the guy looking at it is.
Anime Expo Day 1 was so much fun! Found another clip of my 2B from the con! I hope that film he took was good lol 🤣 I think this is my favorite Nier cosplay! #ax2026 #animeexpo
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has to be demoralizing as an actor walking out of an audition thinking it went well and finding out robert pattinson is auditioning for the role
Robert Pattinson has screen tested for the role of James Bond (via @THR)
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
I’m so tired of the shitty bot posts on Twitter. Yes we see the blue checkmark, no fucking Night at the Museum did not traumatize you fuck off.
This video traumatized me 😳 They thought the train is gonna k!ll him
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
if I was Denis Villeneuve I would cast all of them and turn them into candidates for the 007 programme, transforming the whole "who should be the next bond??" marketing cycle into a metatextual commentary
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
Someone made a Linux script that emails Sam Altman every day to report how much unused RAM is sitting in your PC. Called Ram-Altman, it monitors your free memory and sends him a daily email if more than 10% is unused. It even includes different email messages and a test mode.
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
Also, like, one of the great things about Bond is that he *is* a weird freak. He’s sex-addicted, high functioning alcoholic sociopath who just so happens to have found the one job on earth where these attributes are a benefit.
“Robert Pattinson should be a Bond villain instead! He’s so good at playing weird freaks!” That’s why him playing a suave, charismatic special agent is much more compelling and interesting. It’s not expected of him
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
You can tell GTA 6 is a lot of niggas first Rockstar release 😂. Why are we complaining about GTA Online not being released at launch ?
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
Elected officials shouldn’t be allowed to lock their replies. If you can’t handle your constituents telling you how they feel, don’t be an MP
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
Was literally explaining the, "society falls when old men don't plant trees they will never sit under" to my neighbor (boomer) He said he didn't get it and why would he plant trees if won't be around to see them
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
I think getting the devil ending on my first playthrough is what cemented this game as one of the greatest of all time for me. I love when an RPG looks at your choices and goes "holy fuck you're awful" and then you feel bad about it for a few hours
If the Devil ending was not this grim this quartet could be in a sitcom with how awkard it is for everyone involved
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
me when I meet wallace & gromit
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
Validating that one tweet I saw ages ago that said something like "millions of massive GTA fans are really looking forward to playing their second GTA game this November"
KAI EXPERIENCED THE LEGENDARY “AH SH*T, HERE WE GO AGAIN” FOR THE FIRST TIME 😭
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
Her: "So what do you and your guy friends talk about in the group chat?" The group chat:
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if you put xqcs brain in a dog it would meow
xQc reviews "Primetime" starring Robert Pattinson 👀🎬 "It's Libtard dogsh*t. The cinematography is basically a copy (of other movie scenes). It attempts to humanize the ped*s the show talks about. It makes assumptions that are unverified about Chris Hansen, it's bullsh*t."
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New seasons of ‘BULLSHIT (Straight Version)’ and ‘BULLSHIT (Gay Version)’ are set to release in April 2027.
New seasons of ‘OFF CAMPUS’ and ‘HEATED RIVALRY’ are set to release in April 2027.
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
I think there are infinity better ways to memorialize your late son than to beg the mega corporation to product-ize his likeness.
Avery the Poke Kid’s dad is asking The Pokemon Company to honor his late 12-year-old son with an official Pokemon TCG card He hopes his family can one day "chase our son" while opening packs
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TheAngryFarfetchd retweeted
we don't talk enough about female teachers getting harassed by little boys to the point they cry. so sick of them
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The UK really is a Mumsnet-occupied state.
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important to get into anime as a preteen so you dont find whatever the fuck this is hot
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