kind, not nice. believer in magic. foodtv aficionado. chocolate chip cookie connoisseur residing in the space of paradoxical dichotomies.
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I miss having a girlfriend who has a boyfriend I can link up with to kick it and plot all the ways we can spoil her together. ๐ช
SHoutout to user O on Tidal. This playlist is a productivity goldmine!!!!! THANK YOUUUU!!! Hey, @TIDAL, we should be able to tip playlist creators!!
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Having to parent your parent is absolutely THUMBS DOWN, ZERO out of ten, DO NOT RECOMMENDDDD!!!! In a room full of grown folks, if IIIIIIIII have to be the voice of reason, we've lost the fukn plot. WE HAVE LOSTTTT THE PLOTTTTTTTTT!!!!! ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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Clas action, pa' cuando?
Dear @UberEats, when items are missing from an order, and fees/taxes/and driverโs tip is based on original purchase price, you are committing money fraud if you do not reimburse for ALL of the fees associated with the error.
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Lil cuzzo pickin out furniture and asked my opinion on a dresser. I said I liked the gray one. She gon fix her fingers to text me this fuckshit. I'm dead af. ๐๐๐๐
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i love smoked salt. all smoked salt is great, but specifically alderwood smoked. it adds sooooo much depth to whatever you use it in. cherry smoked is cool too, but i don't like it on everything.
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I got complaints about this job, but every time i submit a PTO request and it's approved without question in 5min or less, I forget about all the shit that irks me about the place. ๐ญ๐ญ A year and a half in and have NEVER not been approved or responded to in 10min or less. ๐ฅน
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Thanos was right retweeted
boomer parents: "when i was your age i already owned two houses."
gen x parents: "there's something in the freezer. don't answer the door. i'm going to a concert."
Thanos was right retweeted
Marcello Hernandez is such an over the top performative Latino. Itโs borderline blackface for us folks down here in Miami.
I said what I said. ๐
Thanos was right retweeted
thereโs a kid named abdifatah right now telling his substitute teacher to โjust call him abdiโ while abdulrahman mohamed el-sayed is on tv pronouncing every syllable of his full name. hope that kid was watching.
This white lady on ig said she's tired of hearing ppl say that white women steal slang and fashion and trends from Black women bc that's not true. She said they let white gay men steal it and then they steal it from them. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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