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MechE Virgin, senile young man, anarcho-yeagerist, lowtier artist of various mediums, hightier humorist

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Joined August 2021
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Kind of funny how when I was a teenager I was pretty lanky but still had a fatter face than I do now
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Understand that the ever present forces in our culture will pull us towards Japanese style regulation of firearms forever. And that without eternal resistance, they'll win.
็ขบใ‹ๆ•ฐๅนดๅ‰ใซใ‚ฏใƒฌใƒผๅฐ„ๆ’ƒไธญใซใ‚ฟใ‚ฏใƒ†ใ‚ฃใ‚ซใƒซใƒชใƒญใƒผใƒ‰ใ ใฃใŸใ‹ใชใ‚“ใ‹ใ—ใฆใ€€ใใ‚Œใ‚’่ชฐใ‹ใŒ่ญฆๅฏŸใซ้€šๅ ฑใ—ใฆ้–‹ๅ‚ฌใ—ใŸ้Šƒ็ ฒๅบ—ใ‚‚ๅฐ„ๆ’ƒๅ ดใ‚‚ไบ‹ๆƒ…่žใ‹ใ‚ŒใŸใ‚Šใ—ใฆ็š†ใซ่ฟทๆƒ‘ๆŽ›ใ‘ใŸไบ‹ๆกˆใŒใ‚ใฃใŸใ€€ใ‹ใถใ‚Œใ‚‹ใฎใฏ่‰ฏใ„ใ‘ใฉไบบๅ‰ใงใฏใ‚„ใ‚ใ‚ˆใ†ใพใ—ใฆSNSใ‚ใ’ใ‚‹ใชใ‚“ใฆ่‡ชๆฎบ่กŒ็‚บใ€€ใใฎไบบใใ‚Œใ‹ใ‚‰ๅฐ‘ใ—ใ—ใฆ่ฟ”็ดใ—ใŸใฃใฆๅ™‚
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when i become Kemalist Right Wing Progressive dictator im forcing him to shave his beard and wear short sleeves
Here's a clip from racist, Christian Nationalist pastor Dale Partridge's talk at Joel Webbon's "Christ Is King: America After Trump" conference entitled "Love Your Neighbor By Deporting Him"
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Nothing works anymore, you're expected to pay for goods you never get and services that never deliver, people fuck up the most rudimentary jobs ever. This country is becoming a shithole full of diabolical morons and theres nothing I can do to stop it
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I am a simple man, whenever I use money to pay for a service or purchase a good, I expect that service to be delivered or that good to be transferred to my possession, unfortunately every single company now considers this to be fucking illegal
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mid brunette guy with an unimpressive physique and dry sense of humor who gets unreasonable amounts of female attention
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Unpopular opinion: I don't want to see technology evolve any more. I hate that everything needs an app. I hate scanning a QR code just to see a menu. I hate creating an account for every thing. I hate that appliances, light bulbs, cars all want to connect to Wi-Fi.
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I like beautiful women from middle class backgrounds who have good relationships with their families, good careere, college education, a love for pretty and cute things, a desire to be desired, high but reasonable standards for men they date, and a desire to have a family one day
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I observe that my stomach has very noticeably reduced in capacity. I cannot crush a 16 inch pizza like i could in high school. Sad!
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Paul Drano ๐ŸŒฒ retweeted
โ€œYouโ€™re a paedophile unless you give government permanent access to every device you own and snoop on every message and image just in caseโ€ is quite the argument. The quicker these lot and anyone supporting these policies are booted from power, the better we will all be.
Replying to @Jess4Lowestoft
That's why I'm backing @ijm and @jessphillips in urging the Government to extend device-level safeguards to detect and block child sexual abuse material โ€“ including live-streamed exploitation โ€“ on all devices.
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I had a fat guy phase a couple years ago after being relatively in-shape most of my life and it was fucking brutal. People stopped smiling at me, people were more vicious towards me, less forgiving of little mistakes that I used to get away with, etc. It was terrible
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Paul Drano ๐ŸŒฒ retweeted
this is why you have to get your child on normie stuff as soon as you notice they still like sonic at 16. you cant have your kid becoming an adult while not understanding why some people like stories more complex than brandon sanderson and the owl house
They donโ€™t. People like them the same way they โ€œlikeโ€ black coffee, dark chocolate and whiskey: theyโ€™re too weak willed to say the emperorโ€™s naked and succumb to the social terrorists who threaten them with ostracism and humiliation for fun
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the one homie thatโ€™s straight up The Malevolent Presence
Congratulations, youve been Slinkyโ€™d Donโ€™t forget 15% tip after you pieced it together droppin bangers aint free
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jensen huang probably had an order 66 style backdoor in office 365 software
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Paul Drano ๐ŸŒฒ retweeted
In my culture, being gay was frowned upon because of western norms of homophobia imposed upon us. In my culture, we actually have a long tradition of an untranslatable word meaning something like 'boy-sodomy'.
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If I ever become anarcho-dictator of USA i will declare IFS & heritage foundation etc to be terrorist organizations
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Paul Drano ๐ŸŒฒ retweeted
Ive been saying for years but adblocking is legitimately a safety measure that is more effective than an antivirus at this point
Your developers search โ€œinstall Homebrew.โ€ Attackers buy the ad above the real result. Thatโ€™s how the $6.3B Binance heist started. The fix is boring on purpose: give your team a sanctioned install path, so nobody has to search. Learn more: buff.ly/9qpQyok
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Unimaginable cope from beardjak chinlets in the quotes and replies lmfaooo
Clavicular officially begins LASER beard hair removal
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