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MechE Virgin, senile young man, anarcho-yeagerist, lowtier artist of various mediums, hightier humorist

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Joined August 2021
Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
Understand that the ever present forces in our culture will pull us towards Japanese style regulation of firearms forever. And that without eternal resistance, they'll win.
確か数年前にクレー射撃中にタクティカルリロードだったかなんかして それを誰かが警察に通報して開催した銃砲店も射撃場も事情聞かれたりして皆に迷惑掛けた事案があった かぶれるのは良いけど人前ではやめようましてSNSあげるなんて自殺行為 その人それから少しして返納したって噂
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Unpopular opinion: I don't want to see technology evolve any more. I hate that everything needs an app. I hate scanning a QR code just to see a menu. I hate creating an account for every thing. I hate that appliances, light bulbs, cars all want to connect to Wi-Fi.
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Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
“You’re a paedophile unless you give government permanent access to every device you own and snoop on every message and image just in case” is quite the argument. The quicker these lot and anyone supporting these policies are booted from power, the better we will all be.
Replying to @Jess4Lowestoft
That's why I'm backing @ijm and @jessphillips in urging the Government to extend device-level safeguards to detect and block child sexual abuse material – including live-streamed exploitation – on all devices.
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this is why you have to get your child on normie stuff as soon as you notice they still like sonic at 16. you cant have your kid becoming an adult while not understanding why some people like stories more complex than brandon sanderson and the owl house
They don’t. People like them the same way they “like” black coffee, dark chocolate and whiskey: they’re too weak willed to say the emperor’s naked and succumb to the social terrorists who threaten them with ostracism and humiliation for fun
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Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
the one homie that’s straight up The Malevolent Presence
Congratulations, youve been Slinky’d Don’t forget 15% tip after you pieced it together droppin bangers aint free
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Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
In my culture, being gay was frowned upon because of western norms of homophobia imposed upon us. In my culture, we actually have a long tradition of an untranslatable word meaning something like 'boy-sodomy'.
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Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
Ive been saying for years but adblocking is legitimately a safety measure that is more effective than an antivirus at this point
Your developers search “install Homebrew.” Attackers buy the ad above the real result. That’s how the $6.3B Binance heist started. The fix is boring on purpose: give your team a sanctioned install path, so nobody has to search. Learn more: buff.ly/9qpQyok
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Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
there has never been a more vindicated tweet as the "everyone is 12 now" theory
They don’t. People like them the same way they “like” black coffee, dark chocolate and whiskey: they’re too weak willed to say the emperor’s naked and succumb to the social terrorists who threaten them with ostracism and humiliation for fun
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Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
Guy who calls himself Mormon Vitalist having incredibly tacky taste in art feels like one of the more overdetermined facts in the history of the universe. Picoseconds after the big bang, when all matter and energy rapidly expanded from a shape about as large as a baseball and the laws of physics were being established, a guy who calls himself Mormon Vitalist on Twitter having incredibly tacky taste was already a cosmic inevitability. – at Georgia
When White people go extinct in 20 years, you will never be able to hear something this beautiful ever again…
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Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
this extends to everything tbh. irdgaf if you love stella lefty and adore marvel movies and want to eat nothing but chicken nuggets, it's the constant posturing that not only are you "cultured" for doing that, that everyone who doesn't do that is a pretentious faker
This is the most obnoxious sort of narcissism I see repeatedly on here. "I have the palate of a 12 year old and so does everyone else, theyre just not brave enough to say it." Lmao shut up and grow up.
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Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
You do in fact owe it to your monogamous partner (regardless of gender) to meet their needs for physical intimacy (within reason) and if you're unwilling to do that they're allowed to be upset about it and consider it a genuine relationship problem.
Women don't owe men sex, and acting like they do is just promoting rape culture. Hope that clears things up.
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Somehow they keep falling for the one classical conductor broadly seen as lowbrow
When White people go extinct in 20 years, you will never be able to hear something this beautiful ever again…
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tradslop discourse grenade
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Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
"everyone is 12 now" is so good and immediately loadbearing that we've collectively agreed to adopt it as a tweet and ignore that it was a bluesky post lol
there has never been a more vindicated tweet as the "everyone is 12 now" theory
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Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
pretty sure it's the retard right conf in dallas yeah...
is this the retard right conf in Dallas?
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Replying to @contramordor
Sorry commie, here in America we have a little something called property rights. Your bleeding heart “neighborhood character” ends where my deed starts.
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Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
i do not want to save to onedrive. i want to save to the documents folder. on my computer. that i have. in my house.
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All gun laws are unconstitutional Pass it on.
All gun laws are unconstitutional. Pass it on.
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Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
In israel it is considered an extreme act of kindness and restraint for a soldier to not immediately shoot children on sight
The entire pro-Palestinian narrative destroyed in one video.
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Paul Drano 🌲 retweeted
So glad they changed his design to Keanu Reeves cuz this guy looks like he spends his time quoting early '90s comedians and offering beer to 15 year old girls.
Concept Art - Johnny Silverhand Credit: Lea Leonowicz
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