claude go back and change how I’ve lived my life. right my wrongs, fix my mistakes, and heal the people I’ve hurt. that I might wake up tomorrow and feel the sun on my face. make no mistakes.

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crackie · Nov 11, 2026 · 9:53 PM UTC

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crackie@djDope400Nov 11

when i was a kid my neighbour had fused toes like this and it freaked me out, i got my friends together and we held him down while we seperated them with barbed wire

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Mhiel · Nov 11, 2026 · 6:55 AM UTC

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Mhiel@301pushupsNov 11

Why doesn’t lowest just cheat on Peter griffin she’s too good for him

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#TEAGANARMY · Nov 10, 2026 · 1:54 AM UTC

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#TEAGANARMY@ohsoleonNov 10

white coworker i hate just ai generated me and my brother fat and kissing how do I annihilate this motherfucker

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irtiza · Nov 10, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

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irtiza@aliirtizzaNov 10

irl e-girl classmate eyecontactuationship didn’t lock eyes w me today

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thedudeman45 · Nov 10, 2026 · 8:15 PM UTC

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thedudeman45@thedudeman450Nov 10

Image from thedudeman45 (@thedudeman450)

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Dandy · Nov 10, 2026 · 7:54 PM UTC

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Dandy@BDandyvNov 10

KAI CENAT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOU ARE TEW FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

AMP

@AMPexclusiveNov 10

KAI JUMPED UP OUT HIS SLEEP & STARTED SINGING FAMILY GUY 😭

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Victim · Nov 9, 2026 · 10:44 PM UTC

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Victim@sementardNov 9

Said I wasn’t satisfied with the service and the waiter pulled his pants down and showed me his asshole . RESPECT

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kyoto · Nov 9, 2026 · 6:07 PM UTC

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kyoto@vr9reNov 9

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Brandon Dadoo · Nov 9, 2026 · 8:01 PM UTC

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Brandon Dadoo@AwesomeNintend0Nov 9

Image from Brandon Dadoo (@AwesomeNintend0)

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jules · Nov 9, 2026 · 7:36 AM UTC

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jules@hedphoneactrNov 9

bro like genuinely what can i even say to this?

King of the X Jungle 🦍🌴@PredatorGardunoNov 9

Replying to @hedphoneactr

@hedphoneactr

Image from King of the X Jungle 🦍🌴 (@PredatorGarduno)

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Dexerto · Nov 9, 2026 · 2:30 PM UTC

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Dexerto

@DexertoNov 9

Roblox is removing farting games from its platform, including one with over 13 million visits “Fart Together” had more than 14,000 concurrent players before it disappeared

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brainrot dimension · Nov 9, 2026 · 4:08 AM UTC

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brainrot dimension

@brainrotpostigNov 9

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🏩🦞🍺🐱🍈🐛🐠🪼🩻🦪🕸️ · Nov 9, 2026 · 5:41 AM UTC

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🏩🦞🍺🐱🍈🐛🐠🪼🩻🦪🕸️@i0lanthe_Nov 9

Tripped over a🐜 ant & smacked into condcrete Lost 3 teeth and They scattered into the dirt and grew ibto beautiful little girls. Say hello to my daughters Telegram(french) Whatsappe (italian) and Youtube (African)😊

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