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Idán || 💙❤️ || Microbiologist #WeDontGiveUp .

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Joined April 2023
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South african sentence : “bro, i saw that girl yesterday, she was hehehwub wjbsjwj sdhtsy heheh bathong bathong” Ghanian sentence : “chale, i saw th3 girl yesterday, eno 3 dey p3 like that” i no know who useless pass between these two countries 😭
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No matter how much you pray and fast as a Christian in Africa, your chances of achieving something like this is still less than 5%. Your government has more control over your destiny than the G0d you claim to worship.
Big sis bought her first house, lil sis bought her first car… talk to us nice 🙂‍↕️
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“Goal machine” but you no fit win back to back golden boot for camel league 😭😂😂
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if you comot poor communication skill i actually be solid 11/10
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For most part, the positive result you get from doing juju and all those other spiritual stuff you do is just placebo effect.
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i want to watch sports with someone who is as crazy about it as i am
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I think there’s reason why I haven’t made it in life yet . God knows what I’m gonna use my money for.
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Fear of checking your remaining data is a real thing.
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Replying to @AdeagboModupeo1
You just described me, kudos to the guy. If you know you're not ready to put in effort, time, energy it's better not to give out your number at all, or maybe he isn't the kind of guy you wanted.
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I’m tired of human relationships turning into a chess match that requires strategic moves.
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realest big boob lovers know that they will sag and still love them
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So you have this Kind of Knowledge, but when we tell you the same thing about Messi & Ronaldo, you'll start foaming in the mouth.
there are two types of strikers: the haalands and the harry kanes. even the greatest striker ever cannot score in every game, but this is what differentiates the haalands from the harry kanes. these were their respective performances today. neither of them scored, but harry kane contributed and had a clear impact on the pitch, just as he does in almost every game. unlike haaland, who, if he doesn’t score, you wouldn’t even know whether he’s on the pitch or not. this is precisely why i don’t entertain the haaland comparisons with the all-time greats (r9, benzema, suarez, mbappe and lewandowski). there’s more to being a generational striker than camping in the box and waiting for an opportunity to score.
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He that is in me , wetin dey supp? Until I craze ?
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“Safety first” would’ve passed the ball to Pique
It took Busquets only 5 seconds to expose Madrid’s midfield.
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Oti sofo aye
boobs are so overrated
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Imagine a partner that loves Davido too and y’all just sing jowo to each other 😩
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If na boy wey nor Dey cheat be your problem come carry me
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Halimah Bameyi Omo that girl eehn💔
She’s been texting and video calling me every single day for the past six months, yet she still swears she doesn’t like me and just wants to be friends 😂😭
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a nigga has mastered saying "we thank God" when absolutely nothing is going according to plan….
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moi moi <3
Is there any food that’s actually meant to be like this though? Because the texture looks great to bite into
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