Sucht wie Signor Rossi das Glück. Oder den Lottojackpot. Kann Salesforce und Folienschlachten.
Zürich
Joined January 2008
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Sibylle Zemp retweeted
My last thought on the #SELECT trial. Participants did not experience weight recurrence over 51 months. This provides strong evidence for the durability of incretin therapy for obesity. I’m actually unaware of any treatment that provides this level of durability.
Sibylle Zemp retweeted
I saw an IG Reel that said something along the lines of “women have no idea how often the men in their lives think about the Roman Empire.”
So I asked my husband: “How often do you think about the Roman Empire?”
And without missing a beat he said “Every day.”
YALL! Why!?
Sibylle Zemp retweeted
She's here to inspire you.
She's here to energize you.
She's here to motivate you.
She's here to transform you!
But most of all… she's here to welcome you to the #Salesblazer Community: sforce.co/3Mm4oYq
Sibylle Zemp retweeted
Therapist: What might you say to your husband next time you’re having this communication issue?
Me: I’m sorry your parents never taught you to use your big boy words but that is not my job so get it together
Therapist: No
Sibylle Zemp retweeted
If you procrastinate, it's not because you're lazy.
It's because your body is in a threat state:
Sibylle Zemp retweeted
Heisst es eigentlich "Schmutziger Donnerstag" weil es einem am Freitag dann dreckig 🤢🥴geht?
(Quelle: Gehört so ähnlich auf Radio SRF3)
Sibylle Zemp retweeted
I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here
Sibylle Zemp retweeted
I asked my wife to share her queen sized blanket to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity
Sibylle Zemp retweeted
A group CrossFitters passed by a restaurant in Brazil. Everyone eating thought they were running away from something, so they jumped up and ran with them.
Sibylle Zemp retweeted
Sorry, stressiger Tag heute
ALT Screenshot eines Terminkalenders: 8-9 smalltalk an Kaffeemaschine, 9-10 uninteressante Mails löschen in denen man nur in CC gesetzt, 10-10.30 Toilette, 10.30-11 2. Kaffee, 11-11.30 entscheiden was man mittags isst, 11.30-12 wer will mit mir Mittagessen, 12-13.30 Mittagspause, 13.30-14 noch einen Kaffee, 14-15.30 Meeting in dem man bespricht was man in einem anderen Meeting besprechen will, 15.30-16 am Kopierer über Fußball reden, 16-17 Kollege aus dem 3. Stock hat Geburtstag, da hol ich mir ein Stück Kuchen, 17-18 hektisch Mails verschicken damit es wirkt als hätte ich gearbeitet
Sibylle Zemp retweeted
If you’re always trying to read people’s emotions or wonder if someone is upset with you, you might have an insecure attachment style.
HERE’S WHAT THAT MEANS 🧵:
Sibylle Zemp retweeted
joker: if you kill me, you can save all these people
batman: no, if i kill you, that means that i'm no different from you
joker:
batman:
joker: have you ever heard of the trolley problem
Sibylle Zemp retweeted
Der Informatiker hat etwas für mich getan, ohne dass ich vorher ein Ticket erstellen musste.
Wie lange muss der mit eigenem Blut verfasste Dankesbrief in einem solchen Fall sein? Sind vier Seiten genug?🧐
