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Its officially football season #illthinkaboutit
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Yeah bro we’re in Nashville meet us at the Morgan Wallen Bar. Meet us at the Jelly Roll bar. Dawg we are at the Pat McAfee bar meet us there. Yo bro the Bert Krescher bar is dope meet us there
My friend just said that if Caleb Williams won a super bowl for Chicago he’d be more loved than Derrick Rose or MJ. Is he retarded? #LANK
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Saturday:
9AM: gym
11AM: 6 beers
12PM: #3 Utah vs #9 BYU
1PM: grill cheeseburgers
3:30PM: #5 Alabama vs #14 LSU
4:45PM: sunset
4:46PM: play Pink Skies by Zach Bryan
4:47PM: get nostalgic for Junior Year of High School
6:15PM: #6 Kentucky vs #13 Tennessee
6:30PM: 4 beers
6:45PM: heated argument about Christian Ponder being better than RGIII
7:30PM: #1 Miami vs #11 Notre Dame
8PM: order pizza
9PM: take a moment to appreciate how lucky you are to be an able-bodied male living in a free country where gyms Coke Zero and College Football Saturdays exist and think to yourself ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’
Admiring Gods creation hungover and pissed off. #Round2 tonight. Going into halloweekend with a head full of steam.
When your girl won’t delete a gc with 3 other guys. #itsover
There has to be some kind of philosophy around why golf always sounds so intriguing at times you can’t play it.














