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Nah’Shon “Bones” Hyland | OB County Jail ‘01 | Bag Sniffer | 2x YMCA Pong Champ | Risktaker, Bagchaser | Go Wolves

Joined May 2026
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Its officially football season #illthinkaboutit
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Put the foid on tunes #cmon5ive
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Yeah bro we’re in Nashville meet us at the Morgan Wallen Bar. Meet us at the Jelly Roll bar. Dawg we are at the Pat McAfee bar meet us there. Yo bro the Bert Krescher bar is dope meet us there
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Baby I love u but when this lucki come on please shut the fuck up
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Funniest game of all time
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My friend just said that if Caleb Williams won a super bowl for Chicago he’d be more loved than Derrick Rose or MJ. Is he retarded? #LANK
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Saturday: 9AM: gym 11AM: 6 beers 12PM: #3 Utah vs #9 BYU 1PM: grill cheeseburgers 3:30PM: #5 Alabama vs #14 LSU 4:45PM: sunset 4:46PM: play Pink Skies by Zach Bryan 4:47PM: get nostalgic for Junior Year of High School 6:15PM: #6 Kentucky vs #13 Tennessee 6:30PM: 4 beers 6:45PM: heated argument about Christian Ponder being better than RGIII 7:30PM: #1 Miami vs #11 Notre Dame 8PM: order pizza 9PM: take a moment to appreciate how lucky you are to be an able-bodied male living in a free country where gyms Coke Zero and College Football Saturdays exist and think to yourself ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’
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Hello Cade Cunningham here and I don’t want to score tonight because Bones bet on me
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Netanyahu in 5 #eitherwaywerefucked
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If I see one more “Yall was just naked and now yall politicians” i’m gonna blow my fucking head off
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I rather hit a bet than have sex
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Dons changed the $5 meal to $6 #mcflation
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Bones had a good time last night. Maybe life is worth living.
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Admiring Gods creation hungover and pissed off. #Round2 tonight. Going into halloweekend with a head full of steam.
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When your girl won’t delete a gc with 3 other guys. #itsover
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When you know you’re about to throw up but have to finish the beer
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Halloween. More please. Next.
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There has to be some kind of philosophy around why golf always sounds so intriguing at times you can’t play it.
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Am I a dick if I don’t tip the bartender on a 4 beer tab when all she did was open them?
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