BonesHylandBurner retweeted
Yeah bro we’re in Nashville meet us at the Morgan Wallen Bar. Meet us at the Jelly Roll bar. Dawg we are at the Pat McAfee bar meet us there. Yo bro the Bert Krescher bar is dope meet us there
BonesHylandBurner retweeted
Saturday:
9AM: gym
11AM: 6 beers
12PM: #3 Utah vs #9 BYU
1PM: grill cheeseburgers
3:30PM: #5 Alabama vs #14 LSU
4:45PM: sunset
4:46PM: play Pink Skies by Zach Bryan
4:47PM: get nostalgic for Junior Year of High School
6:15PM: #6 Kentucky vs #13 Tennessee
6:30PM: 4 beers
6:45PM: heated argument about Christian Ponder being better than RGIII
7:30PM: #1 Miami vs #11 Notre Dame
8PM: order pizza
9PM: take a moment to appreciate how lucky you are to be an able-bodied male living in a free country where gyms Coke Zero and College Football Saturdays exist and think to yourself ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’
BonesHylandBurner retweeted
The year is 2040. 64 teams make the CFP. The entire SEC gets an autobid. The committee leaves out 12-1 JMU for 4-8 Purdue. You cant complain cause Flock owns everything. Notre Dame misses the playoffs and opts to not play in the Palantir Bowl sponsored by Kalshi. Life is good.
BonesHylandBurner retweeted
To all the women PLEASE do not change how you dress in the gym just because of Shane Gillis
BonesHylandBurner retweeted
u dont smoke for 3 days all of a sudden u dreaming bout niggas doing drive bys on u on a pterodactyl
BonesHylandBurner retweeted
Hey liberals if you want to abolish Greek Life because of what less than 1% of all chapters have done, then why don’t you #nuke all minorities? Just a thought
BonesHylandBurner retweeted
Tire blowout on the way to have a doctor finger my butt #whatislife
























