God’s Country
Joined September 2025
Zach in the red M&M costume starts his big apology by telling the Pakistani coworker he spent all day calling her the wrong kind of Indian, then asks if “Pakistani” is her tribe before greeting her with a full “How!” like he just solved it. He keeps going like this is a sincere make-good. To the guy born in Minnesota he says he called him dirty Mexican a lot but he’s a total slob so maybe he doesn’t deserve to be in the country either. Then he points at a brown M&M and announces to the room “it’s Black Joe” before starting “Swing low…” while Kenan has to be physically held back. The bit that still gets me is how completely convinced he is that he’s the reasonable one in the room the whole time. The coworkers look like they’re one sentence from losing it and he just keeps treating every correction as a small bump in an otherwise thoughtful process
He thought she was a fool because she didn’t speak his language. He forgot she was the Dragon Queen. 👸
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I’ll text you
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Tbf that’s 3 more men than I’ve slept with so I guess I’m picky
i’ve only slept with 3 men in my entire life bc i have to be in love with someone first. sorry i’m so lame.
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118 mph Dom Bomb Incoming 💣 @Dominic_2534 | #ThePowerhouse
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No but the areola MAKES the titty if you know what I mean
Is the areola more important than the titty??
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The knowledge of Paul was unmatched. 🥲
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Greatest Halloween decoration EVER.
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I hate when ppl are funnier than me😭
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Replying to @chi_never_shy
Why do studs think you have to be ugly to be manish.? Ain’t no pretty studs around? just boosie and mannie freshigans 😒
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How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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No Scrubs - Chargers, ft. Madison Beer
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Parity: An SEC Horror Story presented by: @renasant
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Not the stripper's monkey, Lord. LMAO!!!!!!!
You guys will never guess who’s on the saxophone..
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People making fun of me eating hotdogs like i didn’t do it in the middle of a NFL game against Champ Bailey & the Broncos because i was hungry. Anyone remember my stat line this game❔
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June 6, 1944. An American paratrooper jumps into Normandy in the dark and lands on the roof of a church. By the end of the war he had been declared dead, held a funeral he didn't attend, escaped the Nazis, and fought his way toward Berlin in a Soviet tank unit. His name was Joseph Beyrle. He's believed to be the only American soldier to serve in both the US Army and the Red Army during World War Two. Beyrle was from Muskegon, Michigan. He joined the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles. His buddies called him Jumpin' Joe. On D-Day night his plane was hit by flak and he jumped early. He came down on a church roof, slid off, and lost his unit in the chaos. For a few days he fought on his own, blowing up a power station and cutting German communications. Then he was captured. Here's where it gets strange. A German soldier ended up wearing Beyrle's uniform and dog tags. That German was killed. When the body was found, the Americans identified it as Joseph Beyrle. The army told his parents their son was dead. His hometown held a funeral mass for him. His obituary ran in the local paper. Meanwhile, he was very much alive, being moved from one German prison camp to another. He escaped more than once. One time he and two other prisoners jumped off a train heading east. They thought they were heading for Russia and freedom. They got lost and ended up in Berlin, where they were caught by the Gestapo, beaten, and tortured. In January 1945, from a camp in eastern Germany, he finally made a clean escape. He went east, toward the gunfire. Toward the Soviets. When he found a Soviet tank unit, he walked out with his hands up, holding a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, and shouted the only Russian he knew. American comrade. It worked. He asked to join them. And they said yes. For about a month, an American paratrooper rode with Soviet tank crews as they pushed toward Germany. He used his demolition training. He fought. He was reportedly welcomed by a Soviet officer who was one of the rare women commanding a tank battalion. Then a German dive bomber attacked. Beyrle was badly wounded. He was evacuated to a Soviet hospital. Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov reportedly visited, heard his story, and gave him papers to get to the American embassy in Moscow. When he showed up, the embassy didn't believe him. As far as the US was concerned, Joseph Beyrle was dead. They held him under guard until his fingerprints proved who he was. He made it home to Michigan in April 1945. In 1946 he got married. In the same church where they'd held his funeral. Decades later, in 1994, he was honored at the White House by President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin for serving both countries. And the last twist. His son, Joseph Beyrle II, grew up to become the United States Ambassador to Russia.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Joseph Robert “Joe” Beyrle had two sons. The elder son, Joe Beyrle II, served during the Vietnam War, but wasn’t a US Ambassador. That was the other son, John Beyrle. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Be…
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#Auburn Lb Xavier Atkins posted on his instagram story back in Louisiana 👀 Atkins was recently dismissed from Auburn’s football program. Atkins played for #LSU his 1st year before transferring to Auburn. #JustDifferent #LaneKiffin #LSU
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SEC defensive end pressure leaders 1. Princewill Umanmielen - 29, LSU 2. Jordan Ross - 29, LSU 3. Marquise Grace-Humphrey - 28, Kentucky 4. Colin Simmons - 26, Texas 5. Daeden Hopins - 24, Missouri
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Somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.
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