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trust yourself ☥

Joined August 2023
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Falling asleep feels too much like being awake
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Going to horny jail for a blackout dui
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My lungs are pregnant with that bullshit weed
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My therapist said to ground myself I have to find 5 things I can fuck, 4 things I can suck, 3 things I can lick, 2 things I can pinch and 1 thing I can squeeze
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Crumbs in the bed girlfriend or sawdust on the couch boyfriend
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Haven't driven in a while, apparently they do lefts AND rights now
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"I dont have netflix" made manifest
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*slaps your tongue* is this thing on?
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Zhou dynasty kush got me saying shit like "greetings"
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Lead that bitch up, scantron
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Hahaha that's so funny do you want to go toes to tip with me?
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Calling myself a writer so I stop getting so much pussy all the time
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On track to be the first magician ever to pull a rabbi out of a hat
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The sexual nerd pushes his glasses up with his tongue
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your balls look so heavy let me hold them for you
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the good news is you’ve perfectly articulated how you feel. the bad news is it isn’t funny or interesting and has no artistic merit whatsoever
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Mom can you pick me up? Beautiful women are asking me for money
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"I really like you but I have to do what is necessary" what's the point of liking me then retard?
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Who up challenging they preconceptions
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Teaching a beautiful woman to suck dick anamnetically
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Im in a chastity cage of emotion right now
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