software developer && farmer

localhost/bedsitter/
Joined May 2011
In accordance with the ancient traditions of developers, we must first build an app that does nothing except say 'Hello world'.
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Heard you want to chat with Bot
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Now you understand where Dangote's bravado came from. All along, the deal had been cooked right from the top to the point of forcing pension funds & state agencies to buy-and-hold KPC shares for him. This is a bandit economy!
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Edwin Sifuna is telling ordinary Kenyans something important: your rights do not depend on knowing a politician, attending a rally, or praising the government online. Your rights come from the Constitution.
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Current price of Bitcoin is $84,443
Current price of Bitcoin is $443.71.
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It’s time to turn off the internet.
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Ruto failed to kill Uhuru and now wants to kill Raila. Awuoro!
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Just in case you needed a reminder, here is why half the internet still runs PHP.
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Enter into the world of CPU cpu.land/
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please put Cloudflare in front of all your Internet stuff. It’s bad out there rn
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This seems bad.
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So our NSSF savings were used to buy and hold KPC shares for Dangote until a time when it is convenient for him to take them up....our hard earned savings? Screw Kasongo, everything he stands for and anyone who supports him.
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Hii ndio ilikua suitcase ya millenials😂😂na calendar side ya nyuma
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your soul knows when it’s time for a new chapter. don’t ignore it.
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and for dessert, a little scroll
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Wait a minute
if this PHP vulnerability allows remote code execution, doesn't that mean we can use the vulnerability to auto-patch all vulnerable servers?
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4 son, or php daughter?
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Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
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my wife texted me asking how everything is going with php i am really proud of that but also a bit disappointed that she thought we use php
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There’s no shame in taking a website offline while waiting for PHP security patches.
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we should rewrite php in rust
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