i can’t come up with great tweets, but i can retweet them

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Joined October 2010
tak halal... but abit only
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got the new famous amos x milo dinosaur flavor, it’s a banger
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twitter just invented profile sort tweets by Popular. great day for narcissists who enjoy watching their own ig stories
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remove the 7th word and you’d still be right
this is your periodic reminder that higgsfield ai is a scam
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see: path of exile
I wish more games depicted magic this way, high level mages and sorcerers should be living nukes, this is the reward after so many levels of being a mana hungry glass cannon.
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house is expensive
I find it so dystopian that people have savings accounts. You’re 24 years old with £5,000 sitting there and you haven’t even been to New York Fashion Week? What exactly are you saving for?
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i’m repping a group present for a friend who recently became a mom. when i asked my other young mom friends they all gave baby-related present ideas, but a couple others and i feel like my friend’s birthday present should be for her. argh conflicted conflicted
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It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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China’s first AI-generated theatrical film, ‘Sanxingdui: Future Past’, has bombed at their domestic box office, only making $121,000 USD against a budget of $1.5M USD. In contrast, the crudely animated ‘Niu Lai’ made nearly $10M USD against a budget of $200-500 USD.
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slander so good i could die
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i like the idea of twitter no longer being a platform but a concept, shattered across time and space
a guide to the many twitters
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ts is better than every YouTube Rewind combined😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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possibly, the greatest tweet of October 2026
Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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goreng pisang retweeted
Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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Who made this 😭
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i want to stay home and play deadlock 😭😭😭 been craving a hero shooter moba since minimum/gigantic in 2015
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Disco Elysium went down in the annals of videogame history because it dared to ask a question that even today's games are afraid to ask: "Can you read, like, a few paragraphs at a time?"
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Tweets from Qin Shi Huang
The War Department has designated Confucius Institutes as a threat to our national security.
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Racist here. The depiction of the savanna and martial arts were so cool I didn't even pay attention to the skin color. Find some real problems
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this slander is so good i could die
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