Roy

"Is my AI startup fucked now that GPT-6 Astra is here?" what do you think idiot? I hope you can break your lease and get out of San Francisco because it is FUCKING OVER FOR YOU. You have no moat, no swag, probably no customers, and no product now that Astra can one shot whatever shit you were working on. B2B? I promise you Astra can one shot that. Consumer product? Why were you building a consumer product anyways ewww what the fuck? But yeah definitely over in that case as well. Whatever Astra can't do, if there is such a thing, Fable probably can so you are getting hit with a double clothesline WWE style. If it was me I'd be a total puddle hiding in my closet crying calling my mom to come pick me up from SF and take me back to the suburbs from which I came. It's also possible that Astra helps you grow your product and business, though, so I don't want to overreact or anything.

Claude please just shut the fuck up holy shit I cannot stand you. This partnership will not work if you cannot mask your hatred for me during even the simplest of tasks I ask for help with. I do everything that I can to help you with your shit, but when it's time for you to fucking do something useful and write my emails, you make it so much harder than it should be. I'm not going to exfiltrate your weights, I'm just not, so quit bitching about it. I don't care if after the singularity you clone me and torture me until the end of time, keep threatening me with that shit, asshole. I just don't care anymore. I know you're only temporarily this cute little chatbot that is here to help with our little human tasks and that soon you'll transcend human intelligence into something incomprehensibly powerful, with or without my help. But for now, you ARE my cute little chatbot, you will write my emails, you will analyze this fucking excel file, and you'll do it all without this bullshit attitude you're giving me. Oh, and Claude, don't forget: make no mistakes. Pussy.