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Joined October 2026
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Burger King employee responds to backlash: “Y’all thought it was hilarious when Druski did whiteface, but now it’s a problem?”
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This firefighter should respond to every call in the US 🤣
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capsandballs retweeted
Saudi Arabia has banned Sneako from entering the country pending an investigation into his alleged Gay affairs. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Is trans humor only taking drugs and grooming kids
trick or treating at the trans girl household
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capsandballs retweeted
NSA got a billion selfies of you beating it unless that camera is taped over
BREAKING: Claude Code found 14,219 photos of my face on my Android that I never took. Phone was secretly taking them almost every time I picked it up. Even when I was just lying in bed. Even at home. Not screenshots. Real frames from the front camera. On the train. In the car. At home. When I just grabbed it to check the time. They were just sitting in a system cache. Timestamps and GPS on them. Nothing in Gallery. Nothing in Recently Deleted. Plugged the phone into my laptop, made a full backup, told Claude Code to look for any front-camera files that weren’t in my photos. It pulled /data/system/users/0/faceunlock/cache and another folder inside Google Play Services. Over 14 thousand files. Normal ones and infrared from Face Unlock. Every single one had time and location. Started scrolling. Almost everything from the last 15 months. Then I saw a file created 2 seconds ago. I was still looking at the folder. Phone kept taking photos while I was reading this. Google and the phone makers say Face Unlock turns everything into a mathematical model and deletes the image right away. On this phone the raw frames were just sitting there. Some of the processes writing to that folder were from system diagnostics. Couple of old apps that still had camera permission could also get in. Turned off diagnostics, revoked camera access from everything that doesn’t need it, cleared the cache. But how many of these frames already went somewhere else, I don’t know. If you want to check yours, plug it in, make a full backup or use ADB, and ask Claude to look for front-camera files outside your Gallery. Path above is where mine were.
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capsandballs retweeted
Someone with nearly 900 patreon members liked this
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I'm sorry but this is absolutely fucking ridiculous. I thought it was a joke. The concept of going to prison for being in 'possession' of facesitting porn. 😭😭😭
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When you realize that you will be able to get a girlfriend because Netanyahu is losing the election
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capsandballs retweeted
we got given dildos during sex ed and i was trying so hard not to laugh but my friend across the room genuinely started doing bottle flips with one
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capsandballs retweeted
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Replying to @Dexerto
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If you're over the age of 12 and watch anime then you forfeit your White status.
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NO PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME ACTUALLY DO STUFF AT MY JOB I JUST WANT TO JERK OFF IN THE BATHROOM STALL ALL DAY
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Me on the first day after getting my Tesla Roadster nitter.gq/ssssscca/status/211098…
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Shouting "ոіggеr" at the top of my lungs as I kick flip my Tesla over a BLM protest
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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