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allergic to peanuts

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Joined March 2021
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watching dame lillard go nuts in a portland trail blazers uniform grateful for life
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Aggressive Tyler Kolek
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It’s not a money spread it’s a band acknowledgment
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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putting his stats side by side with Luka
Jalen Brunson is Eastern Conference NBA Player of the Week for last week:
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luka makes me love the sport
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"they noticed you're scaring the hoes" is perhaps the best 2026 midterms take yet
Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
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yeah this makes me well up lmao
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You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Jeb Bush
Trump: Go ahead, you can clap
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LOVE this stat My #1 metric for a team's seriousness is how often they allow fast breaks off of made shots
Big part of winning games is limiting easy routes to points like fast breaks and second chance opportunities… Teams ranked 1-30 in opponent fast break points per 100 possessions
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Wow. Kristaps gave me a ton of optimism about the Knicks at a time when not much else could do that. Poor guy! Glad he had himself a nice career, even if this ends up being the end. But man, I’ll always wonder what he could have been without the ACL tear
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unsuccessful targeted advertisement but i see how they got there
Peanut butter, but better. Know someone who eats peanut butter off the spoon? This one's for them. Crafted in New York's Hudson River Valley, Peanut Better upgrades classic American peanut butter.

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so glad this is trending again because I think it’s one of the most profound and deeply spiritual works of art from the 2020s
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i'd been watching the spurs game without volume and almost fell out of my chair when they put up wemby's stats
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It’s really hard to explain, but all this is happening because of Knicks
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League isn't ready for Blue Wave Brunson
Yo JB relax 😭
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They’re already done calling the midterms, so Kornacki is just describing the differences between the three Burbank AMCs:
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Cracker Barrel has to change their logo to two guys fucking
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Tearing down all the data centers and replacing them with Criterion Closets.
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