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this one sef go quote asake tweet with “God, whatever asake said in his prayers”.
8:51am, you picked up your chip unlock iphone 13 with 6500 in your opay to play efootball. after playing efootball, you masturbate then go and find bread and beans to buy and sleep for the rest of the day.
then you wonder why things are not working well for you. continue playing efootball while the rest of us are making millions.
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how una dey chop food abeg make una help my life. i no fit chop. two spoons and i no fit chop again mehnnnnnn
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All jokes aside, do y’all now understand why God said we should wait until marriage to have sex?
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“Shorttime 30k, overnight 50k”
Na once I buy 2.5GB for ₦750, con find one better horror movie to watch for Twitter.
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Can having sex with a man who has a large penis permanently stretch a woman's vagina?
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What if the people we consider dead are actually the ones who are alive, while we, who think we’re alive, are the ones who are truly dead? 🤔
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give yourself the chance to meet someone new. don’t go back to people who experienced your vibe and still didn’t see you as worth keeping.
































