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pothead, father of 4, a retired bartender, currently a self-employed carpenter... a huge Michigan, KC Chiefs and White Sox fan. Sue me... just fuckin laugh OK?

Crazy... and been here a while
Joined May 2021
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If anybody wants any of this FIRE.... hit me up, this is my boy. Same one in my pinned tweet... give him some followers. This is the best stuff in the mitten.
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“A good vegan meal is like a good Christian rock band, even when it’s kind of good………….it still fuckin’ sucks” - Louis Katz
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Safe to say 🤣😂🤣
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Decent earlier this week.
Small favor.. If you collect cards. Post a card or 2 or 3 today, or post one every hour all day. Thank you! 👊🙏
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Phcuba Phteve retweeted
EJ is up next.
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I think my watch might be in there
I bet that one echoes
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2 half racks of beef ribs and a full slab of pork. Smoked and broiled. Fuckin 🔥🔥🔥🤤🤤🤤 Go Blue! AND.... I hope Miami smokes ND. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂🤣🖕🏼
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Find out who loves her new hoodie. How come they always make kids clothes cooler than adult clothes? 😂🤣 I want this fucking sweatshirt, but they only make it in youth sizes. 😩😩🖕🏼😂
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"There it is..." 😂🤣😂💀
"So,he'll be a girl?" "Nooo, that is a perfectly normal way for a man to sing" l
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Phcuba Phteve retweeted
They’ve already changed all the street signs to Arabic in Michigan 💀
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Eat the fuck out of it. Toss in some garlic bread, too.
You just worked a 16 hour shift and you come home to this… What do you do?
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He called the cauliflower "albino, broccoli" 😂🤣😂 that's all I'm gonna ever call it, from now on 🤣😂
🚨🚨THIS IS AWESOME🚨🚨 Las Vegas #Raiders superstar punter AJ Cole’s wife shared a behind-the-scenes video of the food he brings home from the team’s facility. Cole showed off an INSANE dinner haul: • Chicken & beef lettuce wraps • Korean fried chicken • Kimchi fried rice • Brussels sprouts & broccoli • Caesar salad Cole said that fitting everything into one bag was his best Tetris work ever. This is a really cool look at how #NFL teams feed their players and families. 🤯🤯🤯
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"If you're a shitty carpenter, like I am..." 🤣😂🤣 60% of the time, it works, every time. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣
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It's Bo-vember... here's most of my Bo Jackson cards. I collect mostly football, but I do have some older baseball and basketball cards. Bo was one of my favorite baseball players, when I was a kid, next to Frank Thomas.
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Oh alright, I'll fuckin check my emails 🤷🏻‍♂️😂🤣😂😙💨💨💨
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My daughter turned 7 years old today. She shouldn't even be here, but the fact that she was born on my mother's birthday is bittersweet because my mom has been gone for over 30 years.. the fact that she looks just like her makes it even better. Green eyes and everything.
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Shit on a shingle
Had a hankering for some SOS. It’s only been about 20 years since I’ve had it 🤣
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There's nothing quite like a good ass kebob 🤷🏻‍♂️
Ass: Kebab sounds painful
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She gets it 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣😂
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