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Just another middle age degen on the interwebs ... #1A #2A ... "Sharper than a blade or your money back!"

Texas
Joined April 2012
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I'm going to tell my grandchildren this is who @mnsibley is.
Done. Cup of eggnog in hand, big smile.
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Replying to @trackernetwork
@trackernetwork how is that I pay for Premium, currently logged in, but cannot access the info? Are you retarded or am I retarded or are we just coexisting?
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Show me the money!
Without further ado, and with nothing but class, Rascal has decided to stay in line with this rare Terrific Tactical Tuesday Twofer by offering up a Glock 19 Gen5 Acro 9mm AND a Daniel Defense DDM4V7 5.56 rifle! I asked the cool coon whether it should go to one lovely soul or if we should divide them up. "Let the people decide" is an exact quote so that we will do. See poll and make your opinion heard, below. Good Luck Godspeed Keep Going, MFs
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Name a more rounded and delicious breakfast… I’m ready for all of your bad takes…. Esp the anti-noggers…..
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Update... They forgot the syrup as well as the fork... Fuck you @McDonalds ... I'm heart broken! 😭
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4 fucking hours @AverageSizeAndy @Matt_Bruh1 🤣🤣☠️
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If I do end up coming to your door with my crew and you don’t hand over your weapons peacefully, it will not end well for you. I can promise you that much brother.
Replying to @RedWhitetnTrue
If I do end up coming to your door with my crew and you don’t hand over your weapons peacefully, it will not end well for you. I can promise you that much brother.
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First before my rant…. Get out and vote! But also mf it is 1am… when I hear *default iPhone text sound.mp3* suddenly I’m fucking alarmed at this point in life…. No it’s a reminder that early voting starts tomorrow…. PS it’s 1:10am *send tweet sound.mp3*
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Dear @flocksafety Please help @AverageSizeAndy get his account back. He really likes taking pictures of himself too, and we know you all are very good at that. Can you please tell your friend/investor @nikitabier to tell @elonmusk to remove his ban. Warmest regards, A friend
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Dear @McDonalds Our friend @AverageSizeAndy was banned X. He is a frequent buyer of Happy Meals due to his size and being mistaken for a kid who stole a car in the drive thru. Please use your powers to have @elonmusk unban him. Thank you!
Welp, we got Bob back, but we lost @AverageSizeAndy today. #FreeAndy
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Came across this and I mean I applaud the dude for trying. LOL!
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We are deporting all of you.
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Hey @BattleByrd I think if we put our geniuses together we easily could build our own satellite. Should I start the GoFundMe for project "Bird Watch" our new orbital drone control system.
Up next, Falcon 9 will launch 130 payloads to orbit from California aboard the Transporter-18 mission. Liftoff is targeted for 11:22 a.m. PT → spacex.com/launches/transpor…
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I just signed an executive order permanently declaring Artificial Intelligence “Artificial Intelligence” in California. You’re welcome, America.
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Dear @Asmongold Please help my friend @manhattanmaker get his account unlocked. All my love, On behalf of @HardPass4
Dear; @jerryspringer Please help my friend @manhattanmaker get his account unlocked. All my love, On behalf of @HardPass4
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Today’s Challenge: The Road Please post a road pic you took! Once a king, now only remnants remain.
Today's Challenge: The Road Please post a road pic you took! Downtown connector, ATL. What’s wrong with this picture? IYKYK
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Don't worry I will be a juror for the case and I won't let the other women let her go free when she 187's you lol.
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Why are you still in government again? We need term limits so retards like you can be in the old folks home where you truly belong...
Only Trump could try to present himself as a peacemaker and then threaten to "annihilate" an entire country in the same breath. A sickening statement from a wannabe Nobel-laureate for peace.
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GM! In America we now are letting the bears join in on the fat as club LOL!
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How about instead, @realDonaldTrump can you please send two TLAMs at the place she is staying and his home. It'll just be better for the world.
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