Reality Check Hot takes you won't like but you do not wanna miss.
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When the girl who served every guy in the hood rejects you.
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Women are naturally ungrateful creatures. This is why you should never overplay your role in the lives of women.
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Avoid porn. Avoid masturbation.
Avoid porn. Avoid masturbation.
Avoid porn. Avoid masturbation.
Avoid porn. Avoid masturbation.
Avoid porn. Avoid masturbation.
Avoid porn. Avoid masturbation.
HEREโS WHY YOU SHOULD QUIT...
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Positions That Hit Her G-soot easily
1. Side ways Missionary
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Stop blaming yourself. She knew exactly what she doing.
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Hey bro,
Never marry a woman's church phase. Marry her history.
If her history is filth, her future with you will be filth too.
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I used to think am a daredevil until I met one and I realised, I haven't dared at all ๐ฉ๐ฉ, people are doing unimaginable things, beyond the normal spectrum..๐๐
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Official ranking of male professions:
1) Finance Bro โ Makes like $500K. Every West Village girl wants him. Barely needs to text back.
2) Unemployed DJ โ $37 to his name. Sleeps with more women than the entire list combined.
3) Bartender โ Has already slept with your girlfriend. Makes six figures pouring vodka sodas.
4) Firefighter โ Women love him. Works 2 24 hour shifts a week. Has 3 situationships.
5) Doctor โ Every Jewish mother's dream. Loses his girlfriend to the bartender tho, but bangs his hot PA.
6) Tech Sales โ Makes $200K doing absolutely nothing. Personality revolves around golf and cocaine.
7) Lawyer โ highest salary. Bald at 29 tho. Wife is secretly on Raya and cheating on him with โฌ๏ธ.
8) Personal Trainer โ Broke, but with abs & arms. Knows your wife better than you do. Has fun.
9) Real Estate Agent โ Hasn't sold a house in 8 months. Instagram bio says CEO. Lives in NJ, but bio says NYC.
10) Consultant โ Makes PowerPoints for a living. Thinks flying Delta is a personality trait.
11) Engineer โ Makes $180K. Hasn't spoken to a woman outside of work since 2022.
12) Accountant โ 5'7, balding, 820 credit score, maxed 401(k). Pays for her dinners while she texts the unemployed DJ. Future stepdad.
Engineers, what's not happening?๐คฃ
Official ranking of male professions:
1) Finance Bro โ Makes like $500K. Every West Village girl wants him. Barely needs to text back.
2) Unemployed DJ โ $37 to his name. Sleeps with more women than the entire list combined.
3) Bartender โ Has already slept with your girlfriend. Makes six figures pouring vodka sodas.
4) Firefighter โ Women love him. Works 2 24 hour shifts a week. Has 3 situationships.
5) Doctor โ Every Jewish mother's dream. Loses his girlfriend to the bartender tho, but bangs his hot PA.
6) Tech Sales โ Makes $200K doing absolutely nothing. Personality revolves around golf and cocaine.
7) Lawyer โ highest salary. Bald at 29 tho. Wife is secretly on Raya and cheating on him with โฌ๏ธ.
8) Personal Trainer โ Broke, but with abs & arms. Knows your wife better than you do. Has fun.
9) Real Estate Agent โ Hasn't sold a house in 8 months. Instagram bio says CEO. Lives in NJ, but bio says NYC.
10) Consultant โ Makes PowerPoints for a living. Thinks flying Delta is a personality trait.
11) Engineer โ Makes $180K. Hasn't spoken to a woman outside of work since 2022.
12) Accountant โ 5'7, balding, 820 credit score, maxed 401(k). Pays for her dinners while she texts the unemployed DJ. Future stepdad.
