I’m only here because God decided natural life wasn’t enough dopamine for me.

Buffalo, NY
Joined July 2012
#iengineerbecause I love helping students to create robots and innovations they never would have thought possible #WoodieBotVsGeartrude
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Come follow me over on the other site, I'll probably stop using X/Twitter if enough other people migrate: bsky.app/profile/danstarner.…
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Yes. Whereas, people with their brains fully intact are supporting Kamala Harris.
Anyone with half a brain would support Donald J. Trump for President.
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the average american lives in a metro area
Replying to @joshsorbe
My advice to young professionals: move to a community outside of a metro area and learn to understand the average American
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Are .io domains going to go away as a result of Britain handing the chagos islands back to Mauritius? every.to/p/the-disappearance…
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My view on all gambling: You shouldn't be able to do it on your phone. You should have to get into the car and go to a casino. Creates a barrier to entry to degenerate impulse gambles on the couch + more social
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Make this man the president of the sport please
The beers are out on pit road for Dale Earnhardt Jr Sheldon Creed and Parker Kligerman join in
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AMAZON NOW HIRING NUCLEAR ENGINEERS All these companies claimed for years to be 100% renewable-powered. It was always untrue, and now they can't get into nuclear fast enough. They watched nuclear plants die rather than lift a finger to help. Not anymore. Time to build.
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Dale Jr. confirms he ran the whole first run with no spotter and was clearing himself. He jokes: "I don't know what that says about T.J." Dale also says he was going so ballistic that he was hoping the team couldn't hear him. (No one couldn't.)
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Ahhh, parity in the sport /s
NextGen Summary (after 100 races): Wins by Team
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it is time to break out the classics friends
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The best ones leave first. Single parent Slack inside AWS reacting to the RTO news:
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i think this is true; i think it's also true that living close to family is spiritually nourishing, that commutes waste time and wither the soul, and that the easiest way to destroy 99% of your candidate pool is to mandate they live in a given location xitter.cf/rauchg/status/18364485…
Offices lead to greater connection, inspiration, community, productivity, and even wellbeing.
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Just so we are clear: Israel causing thousands of pagers to explode across Lebanon — with zero means of even *pretending* to know who was holding the device at that specific moment, or where they were, or possible collateral damage — is, as you’d expect, a serious war crime.
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The NYPD spent $150 Million *extra* last year to catch people who weren't able to afford to pay the subway fare. They owed just $104,000. $150 million could buy free fares (at going rate) for 95,000 poor New Yorkers per year. Instead four people shot, including an officer.
NYPD shot 4 people, including one of their own officers, over a $2.90 fare evasion. They shot at someone over $2.90. This is what we mean when we say police protect property (wealth), not people.
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The Northern Lights busted through the moonlight in Southern Ontario this evening
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Went to my first NASCAR tweet up and had a blast. Thanks for hosting these @jeff_gluck & @bobpockrass
Sorry, I’m an idiot and forgot to post the tweetup photo. Thanks everyone for coming to say hi! @bobpockrass
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life is difficult and scary so let's have fun together whenever we can <3
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Connor Zilisch on the radio, speaking for all of us: "Man, why'd they have to wreck?"
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The top three cars ALL JUST GOT A PENALTY!! They went straight through the bus stop under caution (the other two followed Gibbs) and cut the course. Zilisch: "Oh my gosh. I just did what they did. F---!"
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the one software engineer at your company who actually understands the legacy code
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