I post the way Providence dictates with the assurance of a sleepwalker.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2020
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Replying to @StephenKing
Distinguished author of "The Tommyknockers" wants to lecture his fellow rich fucks about principles & programs. 🤣
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Distinguished author of "The Tommyknockers" wants to lecture his fellow rich fucks about principles & programs. 🤣
Elon Musk is afraid of Talarico because he [Musk] has a lot of business in Texas. It has nothing to do with principles or programs; for Musk, it's all about the Benjamins.
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Here's a thought: when the next Dem administration seizes @elonmusk's companies, they should rename them the "Reichswerke Robert Reich." 🤔
NEW: Robert Reich calls for the "defunding" of Elon Musk, calls for Democrats to go after Musk's companies. "Democrats ought to [start] laying the groundwork for nationalizing Starlink & SpaceX... It should be a public corporation." Does he want Musk to drop another $50M on the midterms?
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John Joseph Gotti Jr., born October 27, 1940 "John Gotti in Prison," illustration by Danny Hellman for Jungle Law, 3/6/03 #illustrator #illustration #comix #comics #crime #mafia #cosanostra
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Roberto Remigio Benigni, born October 27, 1952 "Roberto Benigni as Pinocchio," illustration by Danny Hellman for Nathan Rabin's "My Year Of Flops," 9/23/09 #illustrator #illustration #comix #comics #comedy #film #flops
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As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States. The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio . From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.
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Total “votes” in New York State Kathy Hochul (2022) 🔵 3,140,415 President Trump (2024) 🔴 3,578,899 DON’T say it CANNOT be done. People just need to show TF up! NOBODY likes that witch.
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If you follow me, this catches your eye, and live in New York, you better be voting red. Imagine how amazing New York can be if we took the power back. I don’t know anyone who actually votes for Hochul, she can be beaten. You just gotta vote.
Total “votes” in New York State Kathy Hochul (2022) 🔵 3,140,415 President Trump (2024) 🔴 3,578,899 DON’T say it CANNOT be done. People just need to show TF up! NOBODY likes that witch.
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Hunter Biden cheated on his wife with countless prostitutes. Then he cheated on his wife with his dead brother's widow. Then he cheated on his dead brother's widow with her sister. Then he impregnated a stripper and denied the child was his during his next engagement. Now he’s bragging about his “traditional” values. That’s something only a Biden could do.
So not only did a Russian Oligarch connected to Putin pay for Don Jr.s wedding party- they went on a Mongolian honeymoon hunting trip together too. I chose a more traditional family values honeymoon in Hawaii with my wife. (08/26/19)
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A Somali warlords daughter got into congress with fake ID and fake credentials but there’s no voter fraud guys.
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This interview bolsters my initial skepticism of the Vanity Fair story. Jon Stewart’s thorough questioning gets Cole to basically admit that the basis for his Kushner story is pure hearsay. xitter.cf/aaronjmate/status/2113…
TONIGHT: Investigative journalist Matthew Cole sits down with Jon Stewart to discuss explosive allegations about Jared Kushner in the new book, “Princes and Thieves.” Kushner's legal team denies these allegations.
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“If you are in this country illegally, it is virtually impossible for you to live in this country and not commit additional legal violations—working without authorization, identity theft. There’s a lot of illegality that goes on when you are breaking the law.” This is how you destroy a left-wing narrative live on-air. 60 Minutes was completely embarrassed. You can just see this her deer-in-the-headlights look and know her narrative has been wrecked.
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Kara Swisher is crashing out over Elon Musk again now saying he didn’t invent the electric car or Starlink, and the flying Roadster was “just a trick”
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Standing tall since 1929, the Guardian Building in Detroit is an absolute Art Deco masterpiece. Known as the "Cathedral of Finance," its vibrant orange brickwork and intricate geometric patterns look incredible under the night lights.
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Understand how the narrative works. Ahead of Brazil’s election, they were gearing up to blame Meta if Lula lost. Now that he’s been declared the winner, we’re hearing about the brilliant use of WhatsApp (Meta) that helped deliver his victory. When Obama won in 2012, they celebrated his shrewd use of Facebook, voter data and microtargeting. When Brexit happened and Trump won in 2016, we got the Cambridge Analytica moral panic. When the left wins, it’s brilliant digital campaigning. When the right wins, it’s social media manipulation undermining democracy.
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For those who decided to invent some bizarre new authoritarian law-and-order rule today to justify Moraes' ban on Bolsonaro leaving the country -- that if you're under investigation (without even being charged), it's normal to have your passport seized -- please note: Lula's son is engulfed in several major financial scandals and investigations relating to lobbyist corruption. His passport has never been seized or cancelled. In fact, he left Brazil to go live in extreme luxury in Spain (in the same neighborhood where several of the world's highest-paid soccer players live), where nobody can explain the source of what appears to be his great wealth. Countless rich and powerful people in Brazil, including Lula's allies, are under investigation yet freely leave the country when they want: jetting off to Dubai, France, wherever. Truly bizarre how some on the left start fabricating extremist police powers when it suits them.
Brazilian authorities and media are trying to find out where Flavio Bolsonaro is. Brazil's notorious authoritarian Judge Alexandre de Moraes -- before the votes were counted -- already had an order prepared to seize Bolsonaro's passports and bar him from leaving the country even though **he's been charged with no crime** (there are various pending financial investigations). Moraes signed the order barring Bolsonaro from leaving Brazil SEVEN MINUTES after Lula was declared the winner on Sunday night. A media outlet in Argentina this morning reported that Bolsonaro entered Argentina to fly to the US. His friends and allies deny this, but Flavio could easily just appear in Brazil or even by video and has not done so. Argentina is being sketchy, evasive and somewhat uncooperative with Brazil's federal police (Lula and Milei are obviously not allies). Whatever else is true, it is not exactly a sign of a healthy, normal or functioning democracy when the candidate who narrowly loses a presidential race -- and concedes defeat -- is suddenly barred from leaving the country by a Supreme Court Judge now globally notorious for censoring, imprisoning and otherwise persecuting his critics and opponents of Lula's government. It is also worth noting that Bolsonaro's party dominates the Senate, having run on a vow to impeach Moraes, and this is seen by many as a kind of leverage/hostage ploy by Moraes to cling to power.
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🚨Europe is Infected with SUICIDAL Russophobia 🚨British historian Richard Sakwa: Russophobia is a Western pathology that leads us to war and self-destruction. 🚨‘Russian tourists should not be vacationing on European beaches’ – 😂🤡Finnish Foreign Minister Valtonen attempts to justify her president’s stance, while suggesting that any EU citizen could, in theory, call Putin. ‘We, the people of the Nordic countries—much like other Europeans—live in open societies. It is not just our leaders, but our citizens as well, who have the capacity to reflect for themselves on when it might be appropriate to make a particular call, whether such a call should be made at all, and so on. I have participated in many EU meetings where this topic was discussed. There are varying opinions across Europe regarding how—and with whom—contacts should be maintained, on what grounds, and under what mandate. Naturally, there are compelling arguments to be made both for and against. But the most important point is that the position held not only by the Nordic countries, but by Europe as a whole, remains exceptionally firm. We continue to support Ukraine and increase pressure on Russia. We are currently working on the next package of sanctions. I have proposed the introduction of visa restrictions for Russian tourists visiting European countries. We should not allow Russians to come and vacation on European beaches. That must not be permitted.’
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Congrats to New York! @GovKathyHochul has stopped pipelines, closed nuclear plants, given a fortune to crappy wind & solar (solar! In upstate New York! So stupid) and lost 30,000 private sector jobs in 2 months. Now ranked worst governor! This is winning, democrat version.
New York's Kathy Hochul ranked worst governor in US as part of scathing new study trib.al/YRL6Nm2
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Understand how the narrative works. Ahead of Brazil’s election, they were gearing up to blame Meta if Lula lost. Now that he’s been declared the winner, we’re hearing about the brilliant use of WhatsApp (Meta) that helped deliver his victory. When Obama won in 2012, they celebrated his shrewd use of Facebook, voter data and microtargeting. When Brexit happened and Trump won in 2016, we got the Cambridge Analytica moral panic. When the left wins, it’s brilliant digital campaigning. When the right wins, it’s social media manipulation undermining democracy.
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