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LSU Alum. Engineer. Sports Enthusiast.

Dallas
Joined January 2010
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“It’s been a week. Can you stop posting LSU highlights on the TL?” Me:
A Team of Destiny... National Champions
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“Shall we die together?”
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i’d tell you but then you’d have to share the byline #loislane #halloween 💜📰
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😂😂😂😂😂
Bron was locked in before the game
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All of these are fantastic
Crush added me to her close friends and the first story was of her kissing another guy
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Bro
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Happy Halloween!
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Halloween (2018) is just a Michael Myers highlight reel once he gets going.
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Being too young to really be there for the entirety of the Dominque era, the fact that Steph JUST NOW tonight passed him on the NBA all time scoring list is mind blowing. I need to re-evaluate Dominique Wilkins. That's crazy the amount of points Nique scored over his career without the 3 that Steph has had.
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lots of candy corn haters 🫢
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The Lakers blew that lead. E-40 did not lie in that 1st quarter interview lol.
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Bron smelled the Toronto in him
LeBron saw the memes 💀
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The obsession with perfect Black character representation onscreen is stifling Black art. Hair can’t be out of place, they need to be rich & never make any mistakes. You want us to make boring films & TV cause you’re living vicariously through fictional characters.
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I was trying to explain Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell to my uncle and because they're white people famous, I had to list characters to explain their relevance and I was like "Oh Kristen Bell was Anna from Frozen and she's in The Good Place with the main guy from Cheers." And at that moment I realized........ What did Dax Shepard do ??? Like name anything culturally relevant ??? The only thing I know him for is this like multi-year humiliation ritual with Kristen and I want to know even less now 😬
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I think this is essentially canon, see the Sisko family’s authentic New Orleans restaurant
My head canon is that the reason Picard works at his family’s vineyard despite the federation being post scarcity is that tourists from all human planets like having all this stuff preserved as kitsch. “A real French guy making real French wine, just like in ye olden days” All of Earth is like this
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I don’t care who you are, this right here is funny.
How long was this interview?
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the only data center i care about
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Time to be family men.
ABC has 3 games this weekend. 1 of them is Miami playing a special needs school (UNC) and one of them is Notre Dame playing a performance arts school (Navy) Yuck
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ps5 turning off by itself 3 weeks before gta 6
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Halle Berry as Ginger in 'Swordfish' (2001).
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